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You're unsure if I am a loose end or a strand
that waits for you to mend or understand
A few words
"When we describe the Moon as dead, we are describing the deadness in ourselves. When we find space so hideously void, we are describing our own unbearable emptiness."
~ D.H. Lawrence

"Is the meaning of life defined by its duration? Or does life have a purpose so large that it doesn't have to be prolonged at any cost to preserve its meaning?"

"Living is not good, but living well. The wise man, therefore, lives as well as he should, not as long as he can... He will always think of life in terms of quality not quantity... Dying early or late is of no relevance, dying well or ill is... even if it is true that while there is life there is hope, life is not to be bought at any cost."
~ Seneca

"People will tell you nothing matters, the whole world's about to end soon anyway. Those people are looking at life the wrong way. I mean, things don't need to last forever to be perfect."
~ Daydream Nation

"All Bette's stories have happy endings. That's because she knows where to stop. She's realized the real problem with stories-- if you keep them going long enough, they always end in death."
~ The Sandman: Preludes & Nocturnes

"The road now stretched across open country, and it occurred to me - not by way of protest, not as a symbol, or anything like that, but merely as a novel experience - that since I had disregarded all laws of humanity, I might as well disregard the rules of traffic. So I crossed to the left side of the highway and checked the feeling, and the feeling was good. It was a pleasant diaphragmal melting, with elements of diffused tactility, all this enhanced by the thought that nothing could be nearer to the elimination of basic physical laws than deliberately driving on the wrong site of the road."
~ Vladimir Nabokov, Lolita

"It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend."
~ William Blake
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THIS is what I do in my spare time? :0
Tuesday, October 3, 2006

AHAHAHA come on. IT'S FUNNY! Weird... yes. But funny! Heh.

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Meh music video transvestiteness
Tuesday, October 3, 2006
I'm not really a fan of Blink 182.

But this music video... come on. You have to think it's funny.

Music Video Codes by VideoCure.com

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Tuesday, October 3, 2006
That's what I'm going to call today.


I think I have some idea of what it means, but I'll have to decide on that later.... and no, it shouldn't be a real word.

Math sucks.

History sucks. "Marie Antoinette is a whore!" was something I hadn't planned on hearing in that class and somehow I didn't quite enjoy the experience. Seeing colonial-age-porn wasn't that great either. What is it with my teacher? WHAT HAPPENED TO UNDER PG-13?!?!?!?!

Chemistry... hehe... I didn't know this element poster thing was due today (thought it was due Friday...) so... I made in in class during a fifteen minute time span in which we were supposed to be... adding finishing touches. But you know it turned out okay.

I'm not good at speaking in front of the class. I don't visibly show it, but my face heats up... A LOT. Man by the time I was done (about 1 minute?) I thought my ears were going to burn off.

This is how it went:

Me: Ummmmm this is where uranium is *pointing at the periodic table*
Me: So... it's... used... to make... bombs and stuff. Like nukes. So if you want to kill lots of people this is the way to do it. Yeah. Uh.... it is... uh.... found... in... ing- I mean igneous rocks. And stuff. Umm. Yeah. And my slogan is "want to kill people? Look no further!"

Can you tell it sucked? And I mean SERIOUSLY. I'm not worried about my grade, screw that, the teacher is really nice, but.... man....

My friend Alice modified my Mousie Wousie rhyme and made it sound like Humpty Dumpty. :/

Mousie Wousie sat on a wall
Mousie Wousie had a great fall
All the king's horses and all the king's men
Stomped on him and he was never heard from again

I suppose this fits in with the moral.... but I like Mousie Wousie!

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Hello. You have an appointment on: 9/31/06
Monday, October 2, 2006

So I've been doing a bit more prank calling with my friend.

Called some random asian lady and said

AL: What? I think you have the wrong number.
AL: NO NO there is no Bobby here!
Me: Why won't you let me talk to Bobby?
AL: You dialed the wrong number!
Me: NO I NEVER DIAL THE WRONG NUMBER! Let me talk to Bobby!
AL: *Exasperated laugh* No no no there is no Bobby here.
Me: UGH! My gosh you're so RUDE!

Hehe. I've been kind of bad lately. :P

This one was more funny.

Answering machine: Hello. I am not home right now. Please leave a message.

Angie: Hello. You have an appointment on *in a deep voice* Sunday, September 31st about your pregnancy test results. Even though you are a man, your results are positive. Next time, I suggest the use of a condom. Thank you. Goodbye.

And of course....

Me in a deep voice: Ahem. Sir, this is the FBI.
Guy: What?
Me: This is the FBI.
Guy: ????
Me: You are under arrest.
Guy: WHA???
Me: This is the FBI. You are under arrest.

But I think he figured it out because I had to try and stifle a laugh halfway through and it didn't work that well.


Answering machine: *Music* Hey I'm not here right now... leave a message.

Me in a funny voice: Heylo? Heylo? I want to talk to you. Heylo? Are you there? I have a squirrel in my pants. Heylo? Okay. Goodbye.

Ah.... stupid times.... but good ones nonetheless. :)

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Sunday, October 1, 2006
I hope I don't get taken away by the SNN! :0

SNN = Society for Nutang Neglect

Me: Lalala *doing stuff*
Me: What? NOOOOO!
SNN: Yes! You don't do enough anymore! Just look at your [tiny] number of popularity points!
Me: *GASP* it must be true!
SNN: Ha! Now you have to go to NN jail where all you get to eat is stale crackers and cereal that's actually pencil shavings!

Ah, how sad that will be. :(

But I will have people protesting against my confinement. :)

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Saturday, September 30, 2006
My hamster Moo-Moo died.

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Out and about....
Saturday, September 30, 2006
So I haven't been on for a day or so....

Been doin' stuff.

Normally I'm just a sit-at-home-no-life kinda person.

Well.... I guess that's changing.

I went with my friend Lena to the creek nearby and we went "exploring."

We also saw a bunch of boys on bikes, one of which said

"Hey do you guys ride bikes?"
Us: Nope.
Him: Oh you should try it. I bet you'd be really good at it.
Me as we walked away: Oh sure, I'd probably kill myself if I tried to do that....

There were actually a couple of hot ones in the group but they left. :(

Then when it got dark we went back to Lena's house and called her grandma, who took us to Chili's. That was.... fun? Eh... it was good.

And today I'm going to go hang out with my friend Angie. Aaah no time for Nutang anymore! :(

Maybe I'll be on more tomorrow.

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Canned heat in my heels baby
Friday, September 29, 2006
Well... if you don't know what the title is based on... too bad! Mehehe.

Like some people may or may not know, I take weight training in place of regular P.E. 10. And.... there are guys in the class who can lift a lot.

One guy in particular is strong. ;D

I don't really like him though. And I mean crush-wise, not "I like/dislike you as a person"-wise.

He was benching some 100 lbs. (Heh. Like 4 times what I can do) and he made it look sooooo easy. :P So he was just smiling and lifting really fast.

And then.... I started laughing. It's not that anything in particular was funny about it. It's just that I suddenly thought of him as one of the dancers in this really stupid music video thing I saw. My friend was staring at me with that look on her face that can only mean. Hehe. Well I guess that if someone I knew just randomly started laughing for apparently no good reason I'd stare at them too.

I think I have the video somewhere back in one of my posts. You can see it somewhere.... way back there.... I dunno. I just felt like talking about something rather stupid and meaningless.

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