A boy I had CONSIDERED liking glared at me when I was walking past the lockers to go home. It was scary.

I did like him a few years back...

He scares me now.

I like liprings. But only on emo/punk guys. Caucasian. Guys. (And I'm not racist or anything but I don't like asian guys. More so because of that creepy emo/transvestite trend going on with them... But you can't say anything 'cause I'm asian too so THERE.)

Rubber ducky cat. :)

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I'm so happy it's the weekend.

PARAKEETS!!! WOO!

I hate school. It is very tedious.

DEAD COCKROACHES! EW!

I think that testing has expanded beyond its original purposes. Tests are supposed to show how much people have learned or how much they know. Nowadays however there are people who would have their right arm cut off (well okay I can't actually verify that) to score high on the SAT. It's crazy!

THE. SUN. IS. HOT. *tssss* BURNED!

The only thing that sucks is that I have homework over the weekend. Granted, it's not much, but still... only takes a paper or two to ruin a perfectly good few days of rest and relaxation.

JELLO SWIMMING POOLS!!!!!

If you're wondering about the random sentences I have placed between parts of my entry, it's to make up for when I wasn't feeling random yesterday. Gotta live up to the name, you know.

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I'm not feeling very random right now.

I'm just sitting at my desk, typing at my laptop, drinking a glass of sparkling pear juice... (my alternative to those nasty sodas)... life is life. It drags on.

It's suddenly struck me that I have a lot of stuff. I look at my desk alone and realize I have at least 20 things on it at any given time. This is rather disturbing to me. Although I enjoy having many possessions, it isn't a good thing necessarily. Running out of space... wasting money... (well okay it's actually my parents' money but you get the point)...

I don't want to get rid of any of my junk though. I have a right to keep my stuffed animals! And all of my other little things that have been accumulating over the years! Blah!

I think I'll go take a shower.

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Can you tell from the title? SHTORAY!!! (story for those who can't understand)

Poppledroplik, or the story of the sort of magical nail clippers

Everybody knows what nail clippers are. They're those things that people use to trim nails. Unfortunately, these useful little tools are not used by all. When you look at someone's hideous mutated-looking foot with chipped yellow nails it's pretty obvious that they don't use nail clippers. Either that or they like having feet scary enough to frighten small children.

Poppledroplik was a barber. He wasn't a hair barber though. He was a fear barber. A fear barber, like a hair barber, cuts things. In this case, he cut people's fears away.



Because this was very useful to the community, he made a lot of money. When one gets a lot of money one tends to become greedy and/or selfish. Well, Poppledroplik got grelfish. Yes, grelfish. "What is grelfish?" you ask? Well, think. Greedy + selfish = GRELFISH!

Poppledroplik, though already quite wealthy and prosperous, wanted even MORE money. But how would he achieve this? He decided to visit a wizard for help. The wizard's name was Bogo (no relation to Bogo the seven foot tall green feathered hamster of Pie Dish). Bogo the wizard's real name was actually Farfignuggetpassfogasipica but since having a ten syllable name is rather troublesome he went by Bogo instead. This wizard with the incredibly long name was well known around the town as a very powerful person. But not because he knew magic....

Farfignuggetpassfogasipica(aka Bogo) was a great lover of beans. Beans and broccoli. His continuous consumption of these foods was the source of his magical powers. You see, in his early days at wizard school, Bogo had failed just about every class possible. "You are a bad wizard!" they told him; "You stink! Literally!". Even though all this was true it still made him feel bad. Then one day it happened... after 400 large servings of the special of the day (beans and broccoli) Bogo found his magical talent. With a loud noise (and bad smell) that attracted the attention of everyone in the cafeteria, Bogo transformed into a farzard. And don't ask me what that is, if you can't tell by deduction you don't need to know.

Anyway, Poppledroplik went to Bogo for help because he wanted to get more money. Bogo told him that what he needed were the magical nail clippers of the great Draonillighwooo. Poppledroplik knew this was a lie so he smacked Bogo and told him to tell the truth. Bogo whined that he couldn't take a joke but told him the truth anyway. "What you REALLY need is are the SORT OF magical nail clippers of DRIPPYNOSICUSDUMYHEDICUS" he told him. Poppledroplik then asked how to get these sort of magical nail clippers.



"Well I'd say just ask if you can borrow them" Bogo said. "But be warned... if she's cutting her nails when you come in then the nail clippings will shoot at you like boomerangs and kill you." Poppledroplik thought this sounded dangerous so he paid a broke teenager to do it instead. The teenager came back with the nail clippers several days later. "'kay can I have my money now" he said. Well actually what he said sounded more like "'K kye hve m mney n" but it's more legible the other way.

Poppledroplik rejoiced and had a big party to celebrate. During this party he used the nail clippers to show everyone his great success.... and his nails flew around the room like boomerangs and killed everyone. Including him. But the dog survived and ate all of the food. Then it blew up. And then... the town blew up. And monkeys took over the world. And they ate bananas.

The moral of the story is: You can pay teenagers to do your stuff for you.

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Be it extremely emotional, controversial, messed up, or whatever, this entry has been password protected.

If you know it, enter it; or, ask me for it.

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It's my ACTUAL birthday today. So I'm 15 now.

Nothing interesting actually happened today so I'll make up something instead.

Today started with 2nd period. My teacher, aka Mr. Torp, decided to make us bungee jump off the roof in honor of... having class. Then after that was done he made us dance to old music. I didn't dance so he gave me an F. Then he took off his mask and it turned out he was actually Frankenstein's monster. So everybody ran away screaming and we got to go to Brunch early.

In fourth period I had french 2 and we had to talk about french artists. This was too boring so we had a party instead. We went to San Francisco by teleporting and met aliens. Then we went to the aliens' planet and had rootbeer floats until it was time for lunch.

At lunch my friend Nikkita gave me a cake and when I cut it everyone sang happy birthday to me. Then the cake sprouted wings and we had to catch it before we could eat it. After that I catapulted pieces of it at freshies with a spoon and when the cake hit them they turned into gremlins. But they were only regular gremlins so they couldn't do magic.

In sixth period I had P.E. and we had to run a circuit. Nobody wanted to do that so we tied up the teachers and went to Safeway instead. We bought food and came back and had a pogo stick competition with pogo sticks that the pogo stick gremlins had made magically appear. Because of that they were magical pogo sticks and could talk. They told us jokes and gave us ice cream. Then we all got really fat. So then we untied the P.E. teachers and they made us run and we got skinny again. And then school was over. And since I didn't feel like walking I ran really fast and took off like an airplane and flew home instead.

And that was my (not real) day.

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I just took like a freakin' six hour nap. And now it's like 11PM. Wow.

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I found this flash movie... It's really funny 'cause you listen to the music and it sounds all cheerful but then you read the subtitles and it doesn't match at all... but yeah. Watch it.

You Only Live Twice

Hahaha here's another one.

Groovin' Granny (do your boobs hang low)

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