Dammit! My dad put out the pilot light so we can't turn on the heater.

I have a little portable heater in my room, which I thought would work well next to my feet in here. (It's damn cold!)

Well, I forgot that when I bring the heater in here, the internet goes dead. Stupid internet. >:(

Math STAR test today was crappy. I basically forgot everything. EVERYTHING. And also there was some stuff I never learned. Like logarithms. And population standard deviation, whatever the hell that is.

I hate math. I hate it so much. Actually I just hate numbers. And math is included in numbers. Sometimes there are letters, I know, but they don't make words so they count too in the stuff I hate. (In other words I hate variables)

People who like math are all "Oh, it's great, there's only one answer!"

Yeah, that's one of the reasons I hate it. You see, because there's only one right answer, I have less of a chance of getting it right. >:|

They gave us kettlecorn for a snack. That was about the only good thing about the STAR test today.

-Sigh-

I'm cold. :/ I don't know what "Grape Hatteras" has to do with North Carolina, but that's what was on the crayon in my state crayon box.

No pictures. Oh, and look who's conveniently in first place on the Active list again, even though she hasn't been around (at least I haven't seen her) for a while.

Lola Angst says:

BALLERINAS WANTED

DEAR GIRLS:...

FOR OUR BIG BALLET EVENING IN BERLIN 2008 WE ARE LOOKING FOR SOME MORE BALLERINAS:.

IF YOU ARE A YOUNG (under 70) AND BEAUTIFUL OR UGLY... BALLERINA... CONTACT US HERE
manager@lola-angst.de

THANKS...

So this is what Grapples are?

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I wasn't going to include this but then I figured it didn't matter.

A few nights ago I had this really weird dream where I was talking a shower (that was the pretense, at least, the water wasn't on and the tub I was standing in was gigantic). So I was just standing there and suddenly a bunch of people ran in and jumped into the shower. And they were all fully clothed. And I wasn't. So I started screaming and trying to cover myself up (this is the first dream I've ever had where I was naked...) and then they all ran out.

[What the hell?]

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My mom named the squirrel PBS.

It got into the cannister, and this time I saw it.


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And now I have shoes for formal stuff. Not that I actually need them, I guess.

These are a little too big for me (even though 6 1/2 is my shoe size)

STAR testing was boring. I mean, I don't know how that's really surprising, but it was. And the school day was long but it felt short because we basically did nothing.

My STAR test room teacher has an English accent. :0

They give us a snack, and he asked us "Do you want your fish now or later?" but it sounded like "Duh ye wahnt yo fish na er lata?" :P

I need to make cookies on Wednesday because it was Marina's birthday today but I forgot. :(

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(Yes, I typed that wrong on purpose. "I fail at making pancakes" makes me sound too intelligent to fail at this)

Yuck. :(

Pancakes + protein powder = no

No pictures because unlike the biscuit-cinnamon-rolls, these pancakes look kinda scary.

Sadness. :'(

I should stick to baking.

Clickies

Pete Burns reminds me of Rachael Ray in this video. :S He's still pretty though.

He looks prettier in this one. :)

But scary in this one. :(

Plastic surgery... :/

My videos finished.

Squirrel.


Tiffany's dog getting it on with a stuffed lizard.

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Things I've learned in my sixteen years and a few months:

-The teacher lied. They say the same things to everyone. It doesn't matter if they tell you you're special on your report card
-Adulthood makes you forget how horrible being a teenager is, there's no point appealing to people older than you
-If you learn anything you have to do it for yourself, because nobody else cares
-If you do ANYTHING good it has to be for yourself, because there's no reward otherwise
-Jello is made of murder
-Cute things are often brutally crushed by cars

No, I'm not feeling especially bitter. Just reflective.

I have some pictures.

My new CD.


Angie relaxing on a model bed in Sears.


And uh... I had a couple of videos, but Xanga is taking a long time to process them so whenever I remember (if I remember) hopefully I'll get those up later.

This guy has crazy bangs and bondage-90's pants.

My Cheerios are gone. :'(

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I just really wanted to use that as a title...

So yeah, I subscribed to the Die Ansalt newsletter and uh... it's in German. Yay for me? No. I can't understand it.

Dammit. I should've seen this coming.

Guess I have to resort to Babel Fish. :/

-Hanging out with Varsha, Angie, Tiffany and Lucy today. Fun stuff? Hopefully. At least we won't be going on another longass bus ride. I am NEVER doing that again. (But to be honest, it was kind of my fault we did that anyway)

I'm gaining weight. Surprisingly, I'm not actually that upset about it. Just kind of... apathetic. I know I shouldn't have. I know I should exercise. And I don't want to be gaining weight. :(

If I'm going to actually do anything about this I'll probably have to stop spending so much time on this site. Start doing like... a hundred situps before bed or something. I dunno.

Pictures later maybe.

OH and I got my CD. :D The Art of Falling Apart by Soft Cell in case you forgot. Now I can listen to Baby Doll over and over again without bothering anyone that much!

---Something I forgot---

The squirrel got into the birdseed canister. (It's outside) My mom said he/she/it was eating straight from the stash. And then he/she/it was actually IN the old birdfeeder.

See, what we did was we cut some holes in a juice um... jug thing. Like those round ones, y'know? And the squirrel was IN the thing. But the holes are tiny. Like, I have to turn my hand sideways to fit it in there. We dunno how the hell it got in. But it was in a hurry to get out when my mom went outside. :P

It was funny, she kept saying "what a naughty squirrel!"

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[Note: First time I've ever used that expression in my knowledge and I'm never going to purposely use it again if I can help it]

Pomegranate fruit bars are WAY better than their strawberry counterparts.

Halfway through the second Abarat book. I'm surprised I don't remember more of the storyline.

I want melon. :( Or pineapple. We happen to have a pineapple sitting on the counter, but for some reason I can't have it. This may have to do with the fact that I've never cut one before. I'm not exactly sure what other reasons there are for my not being able to eat it. Or part of it. It's a pretty big pineapple.

Our squirrel plant just grew its first squirrel! Here we see him climbing out of the flowerpot, off to start his adventures.

I have no idea what the squirrel was doing in there. It, he, whatever, was just perched on the rim of the pot, doing nothing.

Ah! I've but a thousand pages to go before I can be Top again. Unless the cheater comes back then, I'll probably be there by the end of the month.

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Woohoo, I show up first when I search "randomjunk" in Google! :D

Make your own Bush speech. Mine's:

We've accomplished much wickedness and suffering so that one day the world will be destroyed. We are the United States.

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