Things I've learned in my sixteen years and a few months:

-The teacher lied. They say the same things to everyone. It doesn't matter if they tell you you're special on your report card
-Adulthood makes you forget how horrible being a teenager is, there's no point appealing to people older than you
-If you learn anything you have to do it for yourself, because nobody else cares
-If you do ANYTHING good it has to be for yourself, because there's no reward otherwise
-Jello is made of murder
-Cute things are often brutally crushed by cars

No, I'm not feeling especially bitter. Just reflective.

I have some pictures.

My new CD.


Angie relaxing on a model bed in Sears.


And uh... I had a couple of videos, but Xanga is taking a long time to process them so whenever I remember (if I remember) hopefully I'll get those up later.

This guy has crazy bangs and bondage-90's pants.

My Cheerios are gone. :'(

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I just really wanted to use that as a title...

So yeah, I subscribed to the Die Ansalt newsletter and uh... it's in German. Yay for me? No. I can't understand it.

Dammit. I should've seen this coming.

Guess I have to resort to Babel Fish. :/

-Hanging out with Varsha, Angie, Tiffany and Lucy today. Fun stuff? Hopefully. At least we won't be going on another longass bus ride. I am NEVER doing that again. (But to be honest, it was kind of my fault we did that anyway)

I'm gaining weight. Surprisingly, I'm not actually that upset about it. Just kind of... apathetic. I know I shouldn't have. I know I should exercise. And I don't want to be gaining weight. :(

If I'm going to actually do anything about this I'll probably have to stop spending so much time on this site. Start doing like... a hundred situps before bed or something. I dunno.

Pictures later maybe.

OH and I got my CD. :D The Art of Falling Apart by Soft Cell in case you forgot. Now I can listen to Baby Doll over and over again without bothering anyone that much!

---Something I forgot---

The squirrel got into the birdseed canister. (It's outside) My mom said he/she/it was eating straight from the stash. And then he/she/it was actually IN the old birdfeeder.

See, what we did was we cut some holes in a juice um... jug thing. Like those round ones, y'know? And the squirrel was IN the thing. But the holes are tiny. Like, I have to turn my hand sideways to fit it in there. We dunno how the hell it got in. But it was in a hurry to get out when my mom went outside. :P

It was funny, she kept saying "what a naughty squirrel!"

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[Note: First time I've ever used that expression in my knowledge and I'm never going to purposely use it again if I can help it]

Pomegranate fruit bars are WAY better than their strawberry counterparts.

Halfway through the second Abarat book. I'm surprised I don't remember more of the storyline.

I want melon. :( Or pineapple. We happen to have a pineapple sitting on the counter, but for some reason I can't have it. This may have to do with the fact that I've never cut one before. I'm not exactly sure what other reasons there are for my not being able to eat it. Or part of it. It's a pretty big pineapple.

Our squirrel plant just grew its first squirrel! Here we see him climbing out of the flowerpot, off to start his adventures.

I have no idea what the squirrel was doing in there. It, he, whatever, was just perched on the rim of the pot, doing nothing.

Ah! I've but a thousand pages to go before I can be Top again. Unless the cheater comes back then, I'll probably be there by the end of the month.

---Edit---

Woohoo, I show up first when I search "randomjunk" in Google! :D

Make your own Bush speech. Mine's:

We've accomplished much wickedness and suffering so that one day the world will be destroyed. We are the United States.

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Yeah, my last post wasn't exactly filled with pictures.

Although the one before last was pretty lovely, don't you agree?

Well here's the all mighty fruit bar I've been raving about.


Doesn't look like much but it tastes pretty awesome.


There's a squirrel that's been cruising around our patio, eating the sunflower seeds the birds throw out of the birdfeeder.


I saw a curb painter at Safeway! :0

I can't imagine that it's a very fufilling job, though.

These signs always confuse me.

Are you or are you not allowed to park?

Another squirrel!

Hopefully this won't become a hobby.


Ingredients: Nitrogen, refrigerated liquid (it could be anything!)

They could save ink if they just put "refrigerated liquid nitrogen" instead. Unless there really IS something else in there...

I think I'm going to add some stuff to the IM conversations thread.

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I just want to let you know that I find your responses to my comic quite amusing.

Also, I may put something here later.

---Edit---

Dutch hardcore is way awesome. Go listen to some and have an epileptic seizure. :P

Maybe it's horrible of me, but I actually find this kind of hilarious. And... not in a really twisted way.

Oh boo. The SWR tickets are $25 but with all the extra crap tacked on they're nearly $40.

Stupid ripoffs. What the hell is all of thise "order fee" crap? And "processing fee"? Ugh.

At least I have some time to mull over this.

OH MY GOD CHARLIE THE UNICORN 2.

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I was just struck with inspiration that needed to manifest itself in comic form.

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