Time is going so slow it's fast. Like when you take a shower and it's so cold it's hot. Or the other way around. You know what I mean.

Nothing is happening here. I found out that a semi-famous band lived in my area a while back from Wikipedia, but that's about it.

It's been raining. Not hard though. Last night I think I dreamed that it was so windy stuff was blowing over again. Or maybe I woke up and I was thinking that. I dunno, really.

My dad wanted me to look at some of the SAT books he got from various garage/library sales. (My parents are weird, their cheap-sense overpowers their my-child-must-be-smart-sense) It was boring. I'm probably going to fail the math part, but I think I should be okay as far as the english stuff is concerned.

Mostly I'm more worried about going to the place to take the test than the actual test. I get weird anxiety about that kind of thing....

School starts again tomorrow. :/

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We went to BigLots after the Farmer's Market.


These people aren't just plain old enthusiasts anymore, they're FANATICS.



Iced tea just... doesn't... seem like something you should put alcohol in, y'know?

It's like... "I'm so tough, I drink Mike's Hard Iced Tea." Just... no.

The little kid on the left looks pretty darn fierce.

He's like an angry cat or something. Just hissing at his opponent.

A celebrity diet "as seen on TV!"

It's a bottle of juice. You mix some juice with cold water and sip at it for the next FOUR HOURS. And you do this twice a day. The bottle advertises weight loss in two days.

Well gee, I wonder why it works. Let me think... maybe it's because while you're sipping at your juice mixed with water, you don't actually eat anything? That could be it.

It even tells you that it's very important not to eat food while on the diet.

My god, I swear they're trying to turn us all into anorexics.

Well looky here, it's Angie's favorite!


There were these tins of pasteurized process cheese food on a shelf. My mom liked the tin, so we bought one. :| Of course we had no plans to eat the disgusting stuff, so I shaped it into what will now be known as

PASTEURIZED PROCESS CHEESE FOOD MAN!

Here we can see him sitting in his backyard swimming pool with his cool shades and his pimpin' bling.

The stuff was seriously like, Play-Doh. Maybe a little crappier. It was rubbery and thick and just.... ew. I don't recommend getting it. Unless you have a passion for food-oriented art. In that case, go right on ahead and do what you will.

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Maybe I'll make a real entry later.

This picture scares me. :'(

But not as much as this one.

If I saw that in my house... I would either start screaming hysterically or crying in fear... seriously.

:P

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Holy crap this song is so awesome.



The video is hilariously bad.

Oh no.

Nerdy Rebellion

Touchy

Ewww

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Today was Perry the Positive Pomelo's last day.

If you can see, there's a slight incision going around his head...


BRAINS!!!


The gruesome end to our citrus-y friend.


His last words were "Always look on the bright side of life! And look both ways before crossing the street, too!"

The oranges, his friends, survive him, and mourn his loss. But they know it was what he wanted. After all, his only alternative was to shrivel up and mold.

He will always be remembered for being eternally positive.

RIP, Perry.

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Is all I have left in my checking account now.

I just ordered The Art of Falling Apart from Rasputin.

It was... majorly expensive once they tacked all the extra stuff on. :/

Stupid backordered stuff. Plus shipping... if they just had it in the store I would've gone there and bought it. Save me a couple of bucks...

Lucy's birthday is today... Angie and I went to her house and hung out a bit. It was... quiet. We didn't do much...

To ease off the awkward silence we tried to play Cranium, but failed miserably. There were no instructions and none of us knew how to play...

Listening to Jonathan Ian now. Normally I don't like acoustic but this is alright...

Sweet, sweet cheap music!

-Just bought Jonathan Ian II-

Amusing lyrics...

Wayne Gacey Was A Clown

What is it with clowns
That just makes you wanna just go nuts
They're always running around playing with balloons
I hate balloons
I hate those clowns
With their stupid red nose

I've never seen a clown with a blue nose
I guess it's gotta be red because they're drunk
all the time you damn wino
But that makes them a little bit funnier at
parties when dealing with children

Wayne Gacey was a clown
Do I really need to say anything else?
John Wayne Gacey was a clown

Would you like a Balloon
Nope, no thank you. I don't want a balloon

Do you want a balloon animal?
No, I hate clowns

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