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Tater Tots
Friday. 3.9.07 8:33 pm
This rather sucks. I set time apart for a good quality post, and the server is down. The server is half fixed, and now I can't remember most of it. Oh well, here comes a mediocre post...

WARNING: This section might make you queasy.

I finally missed a day of school. On Wednsday night I went to bed with a sour stomach. At about 3 A.M. my intestines' squirming became to painful to sleep through, so I woke up and went to the bathroom. Minimum results. I tried to go to sleep, but I was forced back to the porcelain throne again. This process went on until about 4, when I actually moved to grunting. (I was fully awake then.) Suddenly, my stomach roared (it didn't growl). Imagine a bucket pouring out. Now imagine that the bucket is your colon, and it's pouring out...something unmentionable. Pouring. I was so suprised that when I finally closed my mouth I needed a drink of water for my dry mouth. Then again, that might have been the huge loss of fluids. I slept decently after that.

The next day I feel a bit queasy, but it's ok. That is, until I eat the school's meal of the day. Spicy Taco Salad. Greasy beef, thick spicy cheese, and some tortilla chips. After that, the slight discomfort turned into more familiar gut wrenching-ness. I told a teacher or two to beware, because there had been "rather extensive bowel movements" earlier that day. I got yelled at.

During my last period I asked to use the bathroom. The teacher understood. While in the bathroom I learned that it was mostly a false alarm. I would push at what I thought was waste, to find it was only a gas bubble. I actually hurt myself by farting too hard. Right in the middle of my business, the fire alarm went off. That's just freaking ackward.

More to come.

EDIT: to finish the story...
After school, I moped about for a while, and my mom finally gave me some Alka-Seltzer and Gatorade. I never knew that the effervescent goodness could make me barf so fast. Or so smoothly. There was hardly any turbulence, and I felt much better afterward. I think I can genuinely say I enjoyed vomiting. Hopefully that won't become a habit.

So, I was severely dehydrated, and pretty tired. Mom used my one technicolor yawn as an excuse to get my out of school. So I did out of school stuff. Namely, avoiding chores and make-up work. I sucessfully beat two temples on Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess and...ate a bowl of icecream. Wasn't very hungry.

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MUSIC VIDEO!
Tuesday. 2.27.07 9:47 pm


Those are my friends! Well, the one on the right is. I'm just getting to know the other one. Yay for MySpace and it's viral aspects!

Good song. Good job on the video too. Myspaces at:

http://www.myspace.com/emo_love_for_all
and
http://www.myspace.com/stfu_imsnazzy

(subject to being deleted)

EDIT: I got my learner's permit yesterday. that's the 26 for your dummies. So, if you don't like my driving, stay off the sidewalk

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Audio Blog
Sunday. 2.25.07 7:59 pm
Xanga has a cool audio blog feature. It's only cool because it gives you a little player to embed wherever, which can accumulate comments, and uploads any audio from your computer. Observe:

This is Sean getting beat up after youth group by one of the leaders. Very fun to hear, better to experience.

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Flat
Thursday. 2.22.07 11:31 pm
I don't really have anything interesting to post, other than I just finished my dull lab report, and my brother has a girlfriend now. And he stole my chocolate. I take it out of my safe for ONE HOUR and I come back to find half of it missing and my only piece of gum, half chewed right through the wrapper and left for me to find.

He shall pay. I want my Hershie's Kisses back. Cherry filled.

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