Not only that, but I uploaded it. Ladies and Gentlemen, I present:

The Bathroom Chronicles


OMG I DID NOT MEAN TO RECCOMEND MY OWN ENTRY, HOW SHAMEFUL! I was just trying to see who had done me the honor. Thanks, by the way.

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I went and wrapped up my movie, the one I was originally working on. I spent about 10 minutes on credits and stuff, and the program crashed (not the first time). The kicker is that now it won't even open. And I don't know how to use the safe mode. Help?

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I have made my first entry in TheArchive. So, go check it out. I will add everything as I go. Also, notice that I may post things that were on here too. That's ok. Enjoy!

Ugh, fine. HERE is your link, you lazy bums. *Looks around.* Anybody else notice the apperent lack of vowels in my links? wtf?

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I was ambushed yesterday. It was during lunch after church, and our mom had just made us a delicious lunch of leftover mac+cheese and some steak, yum! Afterwards, I felt weird, so I went to the bathroom.

After scarring the poor toilet for life, I went to lay down for a few minutes. When I woke up, I was in a white room. Nothing on the walls except blazing white-ness. The floor is bare, but also white. I'm tied to a chair that's bolted to the floor. My head is somehow completely immobilized, so I can't look around to see the rest of my surroundings. Suddenly, my mom appears, and I try to scream through my gag.


She cut my hair.

On a lighter note, I now have a Razr phone, silver, very nice, with V-cast. I love it, and have spent my first school day back collecting girls' numbers. I leave you to decide whether my story is true or not.

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