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"New" take on Christmas
Sunday. 11.21.10 4:12 pm

(What's with the blank gap at the end?)

Obviously this is coming from a religious background, but it's a message I think most people agree with.

I'm glad that this idea is actually getting some work done.

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Height of Surreality
Tuesday. 11.9.10 12:49 pm
Talking to my friend's "dog" on facebook:

Me - DOG
Get your master
pretty please

Sophie - Hold on just a moment human.
Do you need her on the phone or on facebook, human?

Me - facebook

Sophie - Okay I shall call her and get her on there right away. Okay human?

Me - yup
thenks

Sophie - Oh yes it is no problem she is coming.

Me - scratchin' under the collar for you

Sophie - OH YES I DO LOVE THE NECKY SCRATCHY.


As amusing as that is...hahaha

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WHAT
Friday. 11.5.10 12:36 am
This is a conversation about a future girlfriend coming to visit my hometown.
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Katie - I'll pretend I don't know you!

Me - OH YEAH
I could lie about you

Katie - Heheheh

Me - good plan

Katie - I'll ring up your stuff with a huge grin on my face.

Me - Is that how you'll pretend?

Katie - "Did you and your LADY find everything YOU WERE LOOKING FOR?"

Me - geeze

Katie - "WAS THE PLANETARIUM FULL OF SEXYTIMES?"

Me - And while we're walking away, I'll say, "That's Boyman. I dated her. Sorry."

Katie - If you tell her I'm called Boyman I'll tell her I nicknamed you Tiny and that it wasn't an act of irony.

Me - Also, you read too much dino comics because you just called it sexy times

Katie - =.=

Me - ALSO
WHAT

Katie - Probably untrue (women can judge penis size just from looking at the guy), BUT EFFECTIVE.
<3
!
But really, you don't tell your new ladies that I'm called Boyman. It makes you seem bitter about the past, even if you aren't.

Me - WHAT

Katie - And girls don't date bitter guys for long.

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Stop eating with your face
Monday. 11.1.10 12:45 am
I'm so hyper!

It's ridiculous actually.

Here's what my halloween evening consisted of.

...OK so I can't post the video but here's a link. Now, I don't suggest you watch the whole movie. You can pretty much get the gist of it by watching this.



Seriously this movie was sick. At one point these two teens are getting it on in a car...the guy goes out to the trunk and the viewer sees the Blob crawl into the car. He goes back in and the girl is visibly OK, but seems to be asleep. The sleazeball tries to take advantage of her, but when he slips his hand down her shirt, it gets stuck. Her face COLLAPSES INWARDS and a bunch of tentacles reach out and grab him. From outside the car you see his legs kicking at the windows, but eventually they stop moving and are pulled slowly back towards the center of the car...where there should be no room for them to go.

0.0

In fact, there was quite a lot of body-bending and corpse-flaunting in this movie. Whatever the Blob is, it has full locomotion power and eats by disolving its prey; in fact it seems to just be a lump of digesting tissue, as you can see from the clip above.



It sure had no trouble pulling a guy down a sink drain by his face.

OK so work time.

EDIT on the first of November:

What is it with girls. Or me. Or someone.

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