This rather sucks. I set time apart for a good quality post, and the server is down. The server is half fixed, and now I can't remember most of it. Oh well, here comes a mediocre post...

WARNING: This section might make you queasy.

I finally missed a day of school. On Wednsday night I went to bed with a sour stomach. At about 3 A.M. my intestines' squirming became to painful to sleep through, so I woke up and went to the bathroom. Minimum results. I tried to go to sleep, but I was forced back to the porcelain throne again. This process went on until about 4, when I actually moved to grunting. (I was fully awake then.) Suddenly, my stomach roared (it didn't growl). Imagine a bucket pouring out. Now imagine that the bucket is your colon, and it's pouring out...something unmentionable. Pouring. I was so suprised that when I finally closed my mouth I needed a drink of water for my dry mouth. Then again, that might have been the huge loss of fluids. I slept decently after that.

The next day I feel a bit queasy, but it's ok. That is, until I eat the school's meal of the day. Spicy Taco Salad. Greasy beef, thick spicy cheese, and some tortilla chips. After that, the slight discomfort turned into more familiar gut wrenching-ness. I told a teacher or two to beware, because there had been "rather extensive bowel movements" earlier that day. I got yelled at.

During my last period I asked to use the bathroom. The teacher understood. While in the bathroom I learned that it was mostly a false alarm. I would push at what I thought was waste, to find it was only a gas bubble. I actually hurt myself by farting too hard. Right in the middle of my business, the fire alarm went off. That's just freaking ackward.

More to come.

EDIT: to finish the story...
After school, I moped about for a while, and my mom finally gave me some Alka-Seltzer and Gatorade. I never knew that the effervescent goodness could make me barf so fast. Or so smoothly. There was hardly any turbulence, and I felt much better afterward. I think I can genuinely say I enjoyed vomiting. Hopefully that won't become a habit.

So, I was severely dehydrated, and pretty tired. Mom used my one technicolor yawn as an excuse to get my out of school. So I did out of school stuff. Namely, avoiding chores and make-up work. I sucessfully beat two temples on Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess and...ate a bowl of icecream. Wasn't very hungry.

I don't want to be uh... mean or anything but I have to laugh at your unfortunate situation. :P
» randomjunk on 2007-03-09 09:25:20

Guts kiddo..you've got guts for sharing this hehe
» etheracide on 2007-03-09 09:42:30

lol.. yeah (c) hahaha
yeah abit lucky of being the last to post it.. hahah
» jolenesiah on 2007-03-09 10:12:13

more to come? i wonder what more there is... :)
» frostbitten on 2007-03-09 11:42:44

at least you're feeling a bit better. I would think it'd be weird and awkward to have the fire alarm go off while in the bathroom. Even if the place really were in fire, I'd rather finish my business and risk running through some flames than have to run out halfway done with my pants down... eek. *shivers at the though*
» LostSoul13 on 2007-03-10 01:23:03

Haha nice
I saw the word buckets and I knew what was coming next. We had a fiesta today in Spanish class, where people made stuff and brought it in for the class. Some of that stuff needs to be tested or something before people ingest it, godamn. But in my case, there weren't any buckets involved thank god lol
» The-Muffin-Man on 2007-03-10 01:53:06

Meeep.
Haha, interesting story. Ironically enough, I thought I was gonna get really sick Friday, but I ran to the office with a mild headache and took some advil throughout the day and "nipped it in the bud," so to say. I'm glad you're feeling a little bit better, if there is anything I can do to help, let me know. :P
» bilingual on 2007-03-10 07:14:55

ewhhh
but funny.
i loved the whole fire alarm thing.

and yeah, i know, my layouts kinda crappy with the whole not fixed-ness. but i tried to make it fixed and it just messed up the whole thing. kinda sucked.
» bananaface on 2007-03-10 02:35:41

whoa well you're not alone on the "enjoy vomiting" thing. So everthing turned out ok in the end... :P

On Chevere - i loooooooooove it too! XD
» frostbitten on 2007-03-10 04:41:38

Yeah, hahaha.... creepy.
» randomjunk on 2007-03-11 08:57:46

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can u tell me about the myspace bulletin my story remind u of??i m curious.
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» acidbathx on 2007-03-12 06:11:33

Something almost exactly like this happened to me last week, but I still had to do most of my school because I'm homeschooled.
» Custy on 2007-03-14 12:58:40

What you call "pouring" my guy friends call peeing out your butt.

That's the worst, I'm sorry it happened to you.

Stay away from spicy for a while!
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