Man, I know this is well known, but I have to say it anyway. Being a teenager sucks. This is the time. This is when you find out if you'll be able to survive in the world. This is when it all hits home. At least, for me. I'm only a Freshman, but I'm already starting to worry about college. Especially my career. I really can't decide what I'd major in. There's so much to think about...

And, of course, there's "teen love." I've always known I was brutally shy about the whole thing. Not in general, but when it comes to the actual dating, I dry up. I found that out the hard way, I guess.

Oh, and family. Fun stuff. I hope my brother's going to be okay, but it's hard to tell. Or maybe I don't want to know. Wow, that's really pessimistic. Of course, my mom is completely fizzled out. The guys at her work want her more and more, so between my brother and I, generally living, and work, she has almost zilch time to herself. Also, I hear that the dating game doesn't get much easier when you get past your growth spurt. I can tell you, it doesn't. Not for the general population, anyway.

The only good thing is that I have people willing to listen to me, and that I'm learning to manage my time WAY better. I still get side-tracked super easy, but I've been going to bed early for a few days now.

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I apologize for my second time capsule. Sometimes an online journal needs a little privacy. It’s for me. Nobody is getting the password, so don’t bother asking. Thank you, come again.

So, thanks to Katie I’ve gotten in the habit of chatting with good capitalization and punctuation. Huzzah! So, nothing else is really new in the life of a Stevo. I’m working on another movie, but most of the funny comes from private jokes. You kinda sorta need to be in my youth group, or on the Bonclarken Trip to get most of it. Still, there’re always those people who like random stuff. Basically, I’m taking pictures that I took on the trip, and using the expressions to make short scenes. Most of the scenes are pure gold. Some aren’t as funny to me, but I’m putting them in anyway.

My computer is a silly thing. It must be breaking, or something. The most annoying thing is that Movie Maker seems to hate me, and keeps locking up for no apparent reason. Every 45 seconds or so. I just saved what I had into a movie format so I wouldn’t lose it. That means the first minute or so of my cartoon will be inaccessible to change if I need to. Also, the whole computer is just plain slow. Like, I can barely watch stuff on the net anymore. Everything loads in jerks. Even my typing is slowly crawling across the page in little jerks.

“I recently almost got into it at school on the football field. I ended up getting shoved at my full running speed. I no longer have skin on my left elbow. Guess what else? When I took of the band-aid yesterday, the scab came off with it. Now all I have is a swollen pussy mess.”

That was yesterday. Last night after scaring everybody at school with my puss-bomb, I went home. After my shower, I decided to try something. The skin type stuff was soggy with water, so I peeled off the second layer of some tissue paper and pressed that on. Instant scab. Today at school I got weird looks, but just told everyone that I had a mold infestation. The great thing is, the cut pusses bleeds into the paper, and the paper becomes the scab. The extra around the edges just flakes away, and when the scab is no longer needed, it falls off like normal. No wrestling with a band-aid. No painful experience when you want a shower. No peeling scabs! It’s great.

EDIT: Man, I thought I'd gotten five comments just through my dinner. Turns out I'm the victim of a SPAMMER!!!

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If you know it, enter it; or, ask me for it.

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"A major research institution has just announced the discovery of the densest element yet known to science. The new element has been named "Bushcronium."
Bushcronium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons
and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 311.
These particles are held together by dark forces called morons, which
are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called
peons. The symbol for bushcronium is "w." Bushcronium's mass actually
increases over time as morons randomly interact with various elements
in the atmosphere and become assistant deputy neutrons in a bushcronium
molecule, forming isodopes. This characteristic of moron-promotion
leads some scientists to believe that bushcronium is formed when morons
reach a certain quantity in concentration. This hypothetical quantity
is referred to as "critical morass." When catalyzed with gold or
platinum, bushcronium activates foxnewsium, an element that radiates
orders of magnitude and more energy, albeit as incoherent noise.
Foxnewsium has 1/2 as many peons but twice as many morons."

Please note that I didn't make this up. I just think the world should see the truth.

I got this in an e-mail from my awesome aunty.

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