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Oh, the MOLD!
Wednesday. 3.28.07 8:32 pm
I apologize for my second time capsule. Sometimes an online journal needs a little privacy. It’s for me. Nobody is getting the password, so don’t bother asking. Thank you, come again.

So, thanks to Katie I’ve gotten in the habit of chatting with good capitalization and punctuation. Huzzah! So, nothing else is really new in the life of a Stevo. I’m working on another movie, but most of the funny comes from private jokes. You kinda sorta need to be in my youth group, or on the Bonclarken Trip to get most of it. Still, there’re always those people who like random stuff. Basically, I’m taking pictures that I took on the trip, and using the expressions to make short scenes. Most of the scenes are pure gold. Some aren’t as funny to me, but I’m putting them in anyway.

My computer is a silly thing. It must be breaking, or something. The most annoying thing is that Movie Maker seems to hate me, and keeps locking up for no apparent reason. Every 45 seconds or so. I just saved what I had into a movie format so I wouldn’t lose it. That means the first minute or so of my cartoon will be inaccessible to change if I need to. Also, the whole computer is just plain slow. Like, I can barely watch stuff on the net anymore. Everything loads in jerks. Even my typing is slowly crawling across the page in little jerks.

“I recently almost got into it at school on the football field. I ended up getting shoved at my full running speed. I no longer have skin on my left elbow. Guess what else? When I took of the band-aid yesterday, the scab came off with it. Now all I have is a swollen pussy mess.”

That was yesterday. Last night after scaring everybody at school with my puss-bomb, I went home. After my shower, I decided to try something. The skin type stuff was soggy with water, so I peeled off the second layer of some tissue paper and pressed that on. Instant scab. Today at school I got weird looks, but just told everyone that I had a mold infestation. The great thing is, the cut pusses bleeds into the paper, and the paper becomes the scab. The extra around the edges just flakes away, and when the scab is no longer needed, it falls off like normal. No wrestling with a band-aid. No painful experience when you want a shower. No peeling scabs! It’s great.

EDIT: Man, I thought I'd gotten five comments just through my dinner. Turns out I'm the victim of a SPAMMER!!!

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Time Capsule 2
Tuesday. 3.27.07 9:41 pm
Be it extremely emotional, controversial, messed up, or whatever, this entry has been password protected.

If you know it, enter it; or, ask me for it.

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Yay for Science!
Wednesday. 3.21.07 9:15 pm
"A major research institution has just announced the discovery of the densest element yet known to science. The new element has been named "Bushcronium."
Bushcronium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons
and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 311.
These particles are held together by dark forces called morons, which
are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called
peons. The symbol for bushcronium is "w." Bushcronium's mass actually
increases over time as morons randomly interact with various elements
in the atmosphere and become assistant deputy neutrons in a bushcronium
molecule, forming isodopes. This characteristic of moron-promotion
leads some scientists to believe that bushcronium is formed when morons
reach a certain quantity in concentration. This hypothetical quantity
is referred to as "critical morass." When catalyzed with gold or
platinum, bushcronium activates foxnewsium, an element that radiates
orders of magnitude and more energy, albeit as incoherent noise.
Foxnewsium has 1/2 as many peons but twice as many morons.

Please note that I didn't make this up. I just think the world should see the truth.

I got this in an e-mail from my awesome aunty.

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Ski Trip!
Friday. 3.16.07 10:52 pm
So, I'm in Denver. Our school was out Thursday and Friday, so Thursday morning my family got into a car and went to the airport. We flew from Charlotte to Dallas, and then to Denver. Dallas and Denver airports are HUGE. They even have their own bullet train system. Not the real deal, but it was like Epcot all over again.

We're staying with a friend from my mom's work. He and his wife are...I'd have to say, in their sixties or more. He lives well, too. I asked for the internet on the pretext of checking my mail, which I did, which is empty. His keyboard is going to give me a stroke. Really.

This morning we got up subor early, layered, and went to some ski resort. I really do have bad memory. I learned to ski, even though I still go kind of slow, and the intructor was as annoying as a monkey named Sean.

Please note that my brother's name is Sean.

I got a myspace from two girls. Yay for Stevie. Actually, it was one myspace, but the girls are sisters. Oh, boy. Sean had homework for the weekend, and he hasn't done it yet. We won't get home until Sunday at midnight, so he's pretty much screwed if he waits any longer. He is definitely my brother.

I can't decide which is worse. Dating, or not. Things have come up, namely the fact that my cell phone is silent all day, but there isn't anyone I'd really want to talk to anyway. Well, maybe there is, but I'm a bit wary. Maybe I need to update my private journals.

There's work to be done. Wish me luck on the slopes tomorrow!

EDIT: That anal-dwelling ass monkey just wiped a bogey on my arm. The immature brat is freaking 13. *dies.*

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