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Yay for Science! Wednesday. 3.21.07 9:15 pm "A major research institution has just announced the discovery of the densest element yet known to science. The new element has been named "Bushcronium."
Bushcronium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 311. These particles are held together by dark forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. The symbol for bushcronium is "w." Bushcronium's mass actually increases over time as morons randomly interact with various elements in the atmosphere and become assistant deputy neutrons in a bushcronium molecule, forming isodopes. This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientists to believe that bushcronium is formed when morons reach a certain quantity in concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as "critical morass." When catalyzed with gold or platinum, bushcronium activates foxnewsium, an element that radiates orders of magnitude and more energy, albeit as incoherent noise. Foxnewsium has 1/2 as many peons but twice as many morons." Please note that I didn't make this up. I just think the world should see the truth. I got this in an e-mail from my awesome aunty. Recommended by 2 Members 8 Comments. Hahaha that's awesome. :P » randomjunk on 2007-03-21 09:35:00 Lmao. » bilingual on 2007-03-21 10:10:44 Whee back. » Unicornasaurus on 2007-03-21 11:19:04 Thank god I left school already.. » Nuttz on 2007-03-22 04:00:34 hmmm, science nerd are you? » Brutaly on 2007-03-22 05:45:17 Wow, that's pretty cool. XD Heehee....morons....that's odd. -butchered for my stupidity- Very interesting entry. I had fun reading it. ^_^ » Toowit on 2007-03-22 07:25:38 There already IS a W. Tungsten. The vast majority of the world's Tungsten comes from China, making it an important export. » Zanzibar on 2007-03-27 11:06:50 In my opinion, you are not right. It is remarkable, a useful idea xanax mail Curious question phentermine without prescription Remarkable idea and it is duly buy ultram online This business of your hands! buy tramadol online It is remarkable, very valuable phrase buy adipex d9deec » Waldo (173.201.183.172) on 2010-09-03 02:08:32
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