My heart will go on~~~ and on~~~ and on~~~

No, I am kidding.
Seriously, I am.
Truly, no more.
No more~~ no more~~ no more~~
Jack~~
Don't you come back~~
No more.

No more musicals.
Only poems.
Of life.
Of me.
Dotted with Dot.

Because of invisy-ot.

(I dunno, I made it rhyme.)

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I got an interview
at the New York County
District Attorney's Office.

Why, I never asked for
such an opportunity.

It was dropped in me lap
so far so good until
a Stella gave me a call.

Revealed a condition
that could only be bad
news travels fast in my head.

If I get accepted
I am never to come
again as a law student.

Oh woe, oh woe is me!
My choice, what can it be?
Figure out this poem* and see!

I mean it, there's actually a pattern. The first to find it gets a prize!

*Say "poem" as though it rhymes with "foam."

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the quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog
the quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog
the quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog
the quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog

Trying to typed properly like: asdfjkl; y'know. Bc I used to type fast (sometimes stil do) but not properly. So now I'm trying to teach myself to type fast and proper. But of course I have slowed down quite a bit and now when I type, I can't type my old quick way even if I wanted/have to.

Quesion for the older members: is Katrina, crz4manga or Kuri still around? What about...lazypuppy, crochetmama, etc.? Just bc I haven't been around.

Thanks in advance, random. ;) SHOUT OUT TO MUFFY. If anyone could possibly relay that. Thanks, random. AND AND...A BIG FAT BOX FOR RANDOM! Guess what's in it? LOVE~~~~! Okay, that was messed up.(<----to craziness) I'll be going now.

Toodles.

p.s. I haven't updated that box over there -------> chat, text, subscribe thingy bc it's linked to my phone and my phone's been out for oh, what two months? Capice? OK.

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Lots of people remembered me. Today is by no means as famous as Washington's b-day, but it was good enough. More than ever before. My friend left me a voicemail singing happy birthday. My stalker sent me a text mesage. *cringe* My friend called to confirm tonight's dinner date and...I actually asked to postpone so I could celebrate with my mommy instead. *wince* Yes, I know.

My mommy bought me a huge cake, black forest cake with lotsa chocolate and strawberries.

It was good. *sigh* Today was good. Best birthday ever? Maybe. ;)

Only...I'm less lonely than before, but having a guy wouldn't hurt. ;D

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A few limericks and a tongue twister...

* *There was a young lady from Niger who smiled as she rode on a tiger; they returned from the ride with the lady inside and the smile on the face of the tiger.

* * * *There was an old maid from Peru, who thrity-one languages knew; with one pair of lungs she worked thirty-one tongues, I don't wonder she's single, do you?

* * * * *There was a young lady from Lynn, whowas so uncommonly thin that when she esayed (?) to drink lemonade, she slipped through the straw and fell in.

* * * * * *There was an old lady of Steen, whose musical sense was not keen; she said, "Well, it's odd, but I cannot tell 'God Save the Weasel' from 'Pop! Goes the Queen'."

* * * * *There was a young woman from Bright, whose speed was much faster than light; she set out one day in a relative way and returned the previous night.

* * * *There was an old man from Peru, who dreamt he was eating his shoe; he awoke one night in a terrible fright, and he found it was perfectly true!

* *A tutor who tooted the flute tried to tutor two tooters to toot.
Said the two to the tutor, "Is it harder to toot or to tutor two tooters to toot?"

Hahaha! They're funny. I found them in an old book buried in our closet. Voices of America by Wolfe, Krone, Fullerto

Oh, and I may be putting up a few poems. Not mine, but check them out anyway. I'll probably keep the short ones up for a week or so...

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I'll get to the surprise in a second.

First, the prom went fine. We danced, we had ice cream, we danced, my feet started killing me, we danced. Car service home, performance next day.

Today, performance went fine.

In between these two things lies the surprise. A puppy. Well, of course it was the spur-of-the-moment decision as always for my mother. She didn't think it through. I enver in my entire life ever thought of having a dog. Goldfish, I have had. A cat, maybe, because they are independent and I'm really starting to realize I hate anything too needy or clingy--including guys. *shudder*

*sigh* My puppy is a very cute Bichon Frise. Snow white, only a two months old, very very energetic. And crazy. *grin* He likes biting things, such as everything and toes.

As I said before, she didn't think this through. Quel Surprise. (I sound like Karen's Jackie in Will & Grace) Immediately, I had to go find a friend willing to take him for a few days. Our apartment is not suitable for an animal right now. Especailly not one only a few months old. Thankfully, I found a friend willing to hold him for me. We should be taking him home on Wed.

Ugh, my god...what am I going to do with a puppy?

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I was bored and so started putting random words into the google box. FLASH! Up came "Goose Feather Trees".

Here's a pic:
Taken from Apple Tree Gallery

The story of feather trees...

"Goose feather holiday trees originated in Germany in the mid 1800’s when Germany’s forests were rapidly disappearing. Goose feathers were plentiful and these trees began to be made as the alternative to cutting a live tree, thus becoming the first artificial Christmas tree. "
Excerpt from Kentucky.gov

"German immigrants brought many holiday traditions to our shores, among them, the feather tree. Crafted from wire frames and dyed goose feathers, the pieces became popular in Germany late in the 1800s, when efforts to save woodlands led to the widespread use of artificial Christmas trees.
It was President Theodore Roosevelt who sparked interest in feather trees in the United States. An avid conservationist, Roosevelt campaigned against felling live evergreens for Christmas trees..."
Excerpt from Magazines.ivillage.com

They look just like the regular hard plastic artificial trees. But! Come on, it's made of hundreds of soft, cuddly, fluffy feathers. Obvious good difference.

Hmm...I want one...maybe I should make one myself. It doesn't seem so hard, they give you directions!! There's a art/craft store a few blocks away. And December's creeping up to us...oh, they also have ones for Halloween. Should I make one for both holidays, one for each or just one for whichever month I finish in?


Taken from Magazine.ivillage.com

For any of you who want to make one, too: Feather Tree How-to's

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