Sing the Batman theme incessantly.

Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip..."

If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen.

Speak only in a "robot" voice.

Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.

Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announcing it's your property.

Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.

Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up".

Reply to everything someone says with "That's what YOU think!"

Forget the punch line to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot".

Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with a can of Lysol.

Practice making fax and modem noises.

Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and copy them to your boss.

Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.

Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.

Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid looking ignorant.

Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors you are a "spider person".

Wear a special hip holster for your remote control.

Give a play-by-play account of a person's every action in a nasal Howard Cossell voice.

To really annoy people, stand on a street corner, pointing a hair dryer at passing traffic, and watch it slow down.

Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".

Holler random numbers while someone is counting.

Take a sock puppet to dinner with you. When the waiter comes to ask you what you want, consult the sock. When the check comes argue with the sock loud enough so everyone can hear you about who will pay the bill, throw him down and say, "Fine you pay!" Then leave.

Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.

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Good afternoon, m'lads and gals. How is everyone this glorious day? =]

My day went off in a bang and ended in the solemn drones of violins.
**The unexpected surprise of having lunch with a few family friends. And being able to go and visit a friend of mine who was volunteering today. I got her the gig by-the-way. =D
~~Then, the mother-master's decree to go back to moving boxes and bags alike. So out came the tiny laundry cart and bulging baby muscles (mine). Trying to heft them big boxes by this petite and delicate of a lady. Mother-Master couldn't be seen in public with them, of course, and so it was my job to do so.

My skin is sensitive, very sensitive. So when I finish climbing the mountain of...things (while carrying box after box), little welts have appeared all over my arms. And legs. I'm poofed. >.<

Yet I'm still not done yet. Whopee. And I still have to paint the apt., that is, if my mother can possibly make up her mind. Two choices: paint it ourselves (whatever colors we like => we bought the paint already) OR let the building paint it (white by cheap paint).

Oh, and please check out my Reading room! I have posted up a short not-story thing. I had found an interesting detail-thingmajig in one of O. Henry's short stories. So I decided to emulate. =P Bad by-the-way.

I have another one from Sylia Plath's The Bell Jar, but I don't have time to post it. I have to go back to the storage space...

--Oh, wait. My site's dimensions/proportions are messed up. If you can't read my short not-story like me =P, highlight the whole thing and copy 'n paste into WordPad or whatever. Sorry...^-^;;

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This is a fun game:

Voodoo Doll

Actually pretty good for calm and relaxation. Especially when one doesn't have a punching bag...*add item to xmas list*

Plugs: randomjunk, The-Muffin-Man, LostSoul13, Nuttz, Sylphie

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So, what do ya'll think of this avvie? I put it up as my avvie once, but then JMC said it wasn't me. That and I had just put up an entry that everyone would miss cuz I changed my avvie...

Who get's the reference? =D What is La Tua Cantante?

I am very very generous. =] I've had two pps oppurtunities on my site: a.) the pastime that nobody got XP b.) another one that I put on the right side of my page that no one saw...>.>;;

Now here's another one! Find the reference and get 80pps!

Clue #1: It's something I've talked about...
Clue #2: I'm turned into a total fangirl for this...

--If you can't see the avvie(like me), go to my gallery and click the "Just Stuff" album. It's not that hard to find--grey and has 'la tua cantante' in black letters on it.

Plugs: randomjunk, LostSoul13, lazypuppy, invisible, The-Muffin-Man

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Be it extremely emotional, controversial, messed up, or whatever, this entry has been password protected.

If you know it, enter it; or, ask me for it.

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...and that's it. That's the gist of it.

I cut my bangs all by myself. *proud* =D

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I don't know if ya'll are aware of this, but...I have gone up against K_E_F in her other NWF battle.

QUOTE"I only hope to lose with dignity and as little humiliation as possible..."UNQUOTE from the BATTLE THREAD

Anywayz, I need to clarify some things...
1.) in regard to random-chan's comment: I drained the canned vegetables before putting them in. I used plain ol' water since I had no stock on hand. =P

2.) to frostbitten, dear: Canned beans taste like...beans. XD They're no different really, just pre-cooked. Remember, it's a SOUP! I'm not eating 'em outta the cans or anything...

majorly thirsty but full from jap food *slurp*,
the Dot

Plugs: kKaMa67, elessar257, Nuttz, LostSoul13, randomjunk, frostbitten

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I am on the last stretch of my trip. 0.0

;_;

I have only four days left...
not counting tonight
(it's night time)
and the day I check-out
because my flight is at noon
so I'm heading straight to the airport.

OMG
what am I going to do???
I still want to hang out
and DO STUFF
with my (new) friends
but they have to work everyday
with different shifts
so I can't even have ONE get together
with EVERYONE
unless it's after 1-2am...

I bought a suitcase today:
orange and white/
Strange combo, I know.
Seems a little trendy
what with the obsession
in fashion and cosmetic worlds
over orange.
But they didn't have white or grey
and the other colors weren't so great
(dark purple--but not royal purple, or light faded pink).
It's pretty special and eye-catching.

I hoping they can write messages all over it.
Or at least I can paste pictures
or stamps
or ink stamps
or stickers
or picture stickers, aka purikuri.
Or maybe not.

I slept at around 1am last night
and woke up at 6am this morning.
As a result,
I was feeling very sleepy before 8pm.

By the way,
I think I sprained(?) my calf muscle
from all the walking
or something.
My right calf has been aching and sore for the past two-three days.
I've been massaging it every now and again
yesterday and today
so it feels much better now
but not back to normal.
Hope it's completely better by the time I get on the plane!

Really tired. No more talking/typing. See ya.
xoxo

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