A few limericks and a tongue twister...

* *There was a young lady from Niger who smiled as she rode on a tiger; they returned from the ride with the lady inside and the smile on the face of the tiger.

* * * *There was an old maid from Peru, who thrity-one languages knew; with one pair of lungs she worked thirty-one tongues, I don't wonder she's single, do you?

* * * * *There was a young lady from Lynn, whowas so uncommonly thin that when she esayed (?) to drink lemonade, she slipped through the straw and fell in.

* * * * * *There was an old lady of Steen, whose musical sense was not keen; she said, "Well, it's odd, but I cannot tell 'God Save the Weasel' from 'Pop! Goes the Queen'."

* * * * *There was a young woman from Bright, whose speed was much faster than light; she set out one day in a relative way and returned the previous night.

* * * *There was an old man from Peru, who dreamt he was eating his shoe; he awoke one night in a terrible fright, and he found it was perfectly true!

* *A tutor who tooted the flute tried to tutor two tooters to toot.
Said the two to the tutor, "Is it harder to toot or to tutor two tooters to toot?"

Hahaha! They're funny. I found them in an old book buried in our closet. Voices of America by Wolfe, Krone, Fullerto

Oh, and I may be putting up a few poems. Not mine, but check them out anyway. I'll probably keep the short ones up for a week or so...

Categories: limmericks [t], tongue twisters [t]

Niger and Tiger don't rhyme XD
Lol those are interesting...never would've thought of that! I mock the old maid from Peru haha.

My favorite poem you have posted so far is probably the one about Faith. I don't know why, it's just one that sticks with you and makes you think.
» The-Muffin-Man on 2006-08-28 01:12:11

Crosswalk Buttons...
Oh I didn't notice your other entry, my bad. Well, I just read it...lol good thing I live across the country from NYC XD. As far as I know, the crosswalk button around here still work...*glances around*. Now I'm suspicious...
» The-Muffin-Man on 2006-08-28 01:56:25

hahaha i'd read them more properly, but i'm knackered right now x_X;; they were funny though XD

ah, i didnt go to a school--it was a summer camp thing, for 11 days =3

lol yeah, i guess i'm pretty flexible... i can just go down into the splits without stretching, and go down into a bridge and back up again easily... no idea where the flexibility came from, though! O_O;

L8r,

—×Kuri×—
» Kuri on 2006-08-28 04:49:22

hey you
i am like a few days late...so sorry abou that. Welcome to Nutang Anyways. I read your previous entries and its cool to hear that you actuallly ditch MySpace for us. (aw...) Tee hee. Enjoy your atsy here aite? Take care girl.
» siti84 on 2006-08-28 10:17:41

oops
btw, it should be *stay and not atsy. Kekeke.
» siti84 on 2006-08-28 10:18:22

:D it's been forever since i've read limericks! thx for sharing! :)
» little-b on 2006-08-29 01:33:53

ha, i love the tooting flute one.

cheers,
sank
» thaitanic on 2006-08-29 07:01:18

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