I'm bored, if you think this is morbid too bad. :) Face it, everybody dies sooner or later. Might as well go out with a bang. Or a splat....

There are no rules about what you can say, except for no repeats and it has to be realistic (as in no getting burned up by a dragon, speared by a unicorn, etc.)

1. Swallow a bomb (personal favorite)
2. Skydive without a parachute (second personal favorite)
3. Hijack a gas truck and crash it into a retirement home
4. Hanging
5. Stabbing
6. Guillotine
7. Lethal injection
8. Amateur acupuncture
9. Literally being bored to death (it could probably happen...)
10. Do-it-yourself surgery

Care to contribute?

attempting to pull off one of the stunts that magician Criss Angel does. {in this case, walking on the tips of 18 inch screw drivers}

you begin to walk across them and you're so excited that you actually got halfway through it without impaling your feet, you overreact causing you to lose your balance. You try to save it, but the screwdrivers go through your feet and you fall back landing on the other screwdrivers you've already walked across. The screwdrivers you fall back on impale through your back and pierce through your lungs. Amazingly, it misses your heart, but unfortunately, they can't move you, otherwise they risk ripping open major organs/veins/arteries. You lay there, bleeding to death on a bed of 18in screwdrivers.

{luckily, this didn't happen to Criss Angel; he walked all the way across and only had a small amount of blood come out of the bottom of his feet at the end. it must have hurt like a bitch though, cuz anyone who has ever had so much of a small cut on the bottom of their foot knows it hurts}

You get drunk and go hunting, or go hunting and get drunk. Either way. You see a deer, but you're so intoxicated that you miss and shoot yourself in the leg. Your friends (who are also extremely drunk) freak out. They carry you back to one of their cars.... Through the pain, you see it's your friend who's a carpenter. None of them have any medical experience, but one who watches a lot of shows that involve situations like this thinks he knows what to do. He grabs a buzz saw and says they have to amputate your leg. All the other guys agree, not having any logic left. You, meanwhile, are screaming, both from the pain, and at the prospect of having your leg sawed off. He lowers the saw, but hiccups and accidently cuts through your midsection. Your vital organs are slashed up and you die... slowly and painfully.

Don't drink, kids!

Getting poked to death.

Two people making out (I don't know anything about kissing but I hear stuff about tongues [ew]) and one person rips out the other person's tongue with their teeth, then while the other person is screaming they bite off the rest of their face and basically just eat (most of?) the body.

{I had cannibalism on the mind}

.. I worry about you sometimes..

They're building a new public swimming pool, and you're one of the workers. The pool is twelve feet deep. They fill it up to seven feet to make sure it doesn't leak, and leave for the night with the intention of checking the water level in the morning. You don't leave, however. You're new, so they make you clean up after everyone, and it takes a few hours to finish. Everyone has left by the time you notice a stray tool on the edge of the pool. You reach to pick it up, but slip and fall into the pool. You're stuck in the water and they haven't put in the ladder yet. You can't get out because the water doesn't reach the top.

You drown, and they find you the next morning.

Hehe, cool.

demanding a raise from ur boss at work, and then getting shot and killed (credit to the 11pm news, it actually happened).

I could be wrong... but I'm pretty sure getting shot to death has already been covered in one of the 297 previous posts.

haha yea i think so, but I don't think any of them actually happened on the news. This was actually on the news, and happened for real. The 2 workers asked their boss for a raise, and then the boss shot them. I saw it on the news, now only if I could find it online anywhere...... if I do, i'll post it