I'm bored, if you think this is morbid too bad. :) Face it, everybody dies sooner or later. Might as well go out with a bang. Or a splat....

There are no rules about what you can say, except for no repeats and it has to be realistic (as in no getting burned up by a dragon, speared by a unicorn, etc.)

1. Swallow a bomb (personal favorite)
2. Skydive without a parachute (second personal favorite)
3. Hijack a gas truck and crash it into a retirement home
4. Hanging
5. Stabbing
6. Guillotine
7. Lethal injection
8. Amateur acupuncture
9. Literally being bored to death (it could probably happen...)
10. Do-it-yourself surgery

Care to contribute?

you're sitting in the backseat of your friends car, in the middle seat...
the CD player harshly rejects a K-FED CD he's trying to put in it.. ejecting it quickly and with power... cutting into your neck..
or it actually takes the CD and he blasts it and you die of laughter from listening to it.

Haha nice.

Hmmmm....

Sneaking into a french fry factory and getting buried under a mountain of potatoes. And if that doesn't kill you the french frying will. Mwahaha.

Botched botox injection.

Your car gets stuck on some traintracks and the train is coming. You run out to get away but your foot gets stuck in the tracks and you break your leg. The train is getting closer and you try as hard as you can to escape.... and then a landmine set there years ago by secret agents explodes under you.

You're having trouble, um... "getting it up," so you pop some Viagra to increase the blood flow down there. Then, your wife severs your bishop in a turtleneck and you die from severe hemorrhaging.

I don't know if I understand that or not...

You're roasting marshmallows on metal skewers and when you stick the rod in your mouth it goes straight through the back of your throat.

Someone dumb says or does something really stupid, and a very handsome, intelligent, and meek-looking young man of 23 nonchalantly strolls up to him or her and proceeds to eviscerate the body with only his fingernails and teeth.

Hahaha handsome, intelligent, and meek?

You're a guy and you go on a blind internet date... it goes well and you end up going to her place only to fine she's actually a shemale... and then you die of a heartattack. After you see that hers is bigger than yours.

I know, I know.

I was a bit conservatively modest there.

Anyway...

Um.

Crucifixion.

Electric chair.

Bzzzzzzt.