I'm bored, if you think this is morbid too bad. :) Face it, everybody dies sooner or later. Might as well go out with a bang. Or a splat....

There are no rules about what you can say, except for no repeats and it has to be realistic (as in no getting burned up by a dragon, speared by a unicorn, etc.)

1. Swallow a bomb (personal favorite)
2. Skydive without a parachute (second personal favorite)
3. Hijack a gas truck and crash it into a retirement home
4. Hanging
5. Stabbing
6. Guillotine
7. Lethal injection
8. Amateur acupuncture
9. Literally being bored to death (it could probably happen...)
10. Do-it-yourself surgery

Care to contribute?

Holy mother of cows!
26 pages!

Hehe. My threads rock like that. :P

Falling out of a high window onto a metal, spike-tipped fence, and getting impaled on one of the posts.

You-ka-bob.

poking the roof of your mouth with a toothpick while eating one of those samples that they give away at the stores. You don't notice right away, but as time goes by, the roof of your mouth starts to hurt.

You take regular meds to help with the pain, but when it becomes unbearable, you finally go to the doctor to have it looked at. When you get there, the doctor tells you that you have a deadly infection caused by an embedded splinter from the toothpick and that its not treatable.

The infection slowly eats away at your face, your jaw, facial muscles, eyes, and eventually your brain until it kills you.

You're one of those Myspacers who take pictures of themselves in the bathroom, and you're holding up your camera to take said picture.

The flash blinds you and you stumble back, tripping over your bathtub. You fall over into it and hit your head, which gives you a concussion.

Nobody knows you're there and nobody comes to see so you die of brain damage.

Hahahhaaha myspace ones.

You're running around playing in the rain. You slip on the asphalt and lunge forward headfirst into a curb. The curb contacts your jaw but breaks at the hinges and straddles your trachea like a horseshoe game and you choke to death because the pain from the broken jaw hinders you from moving over to stop the suffocating.

You're at the mall in one of those dumb preppy stores, staring at this random picture of a dude without a shirt on (I still don't know wtf those are for, are they trying to sell shirtless guys or clothes?!??!). Across from that store is a sporting goods store, and they're having a sale on all lethal archery equipment. So.... somebody is testing out a bow and poison-tipped arrow and they accidently shoot it at your head while you're gaping at the stupid pointless picture.

The arrow actually misses you though, and you don't notice it fly past your head. Instead, a patient from the asylum nearby who just recently escaped leaps out from behind a rack of overpriced preppy clothes and stabs you in the eye with a cleverly bent clothes hanger.

eek, both of those sound painful, but nice

You attend a jousting event. The two lances break upon contact and a large shard of wood comes flying into the stands and hits you in the neck. It punctures your jugular and you start bleeding, but not too much since the wood stuck in your neck is soaking up the blood.

Your friend tries to help you, but ends up pulling out the wood making you bleed to death all over the audience.

{not as good as the ones from David and RJ, but just picture how much blood would come spewing out of a persons neck if that were to actually happen}

Haha, I dunno why but that reminded me of the Black Knight from Monty Python's The Holy Grail. That guy is awesome. :P

Okay, you're a tester for a hotsauce company, and the one you've just tried is WAY too spicy. In your panic you drink the nearest thing to you; the next person's cup of hotsauce. This makes it even worse and ends up burning your tastebuds out, so that you can't taste ANYTHING. Since the pain is now gone you accidentally chug a bottle of radioactive liquid waste that was lying nearby. (The company has many branches)

The radiation mutates you into a superhuman.... but a genetic defect in your DNA clashes with the mutation and it ends up killing you by growing you new bones that cut off your spinal cord.

.... I don't want this to die just yet....

Some really violent person gets mad at you and rips your ears off with their bare hands. While you're screaming and holding the holes where your ears used to be, they grab you by the neck and stuff the ears down your throat, causing you to choke. Seeing that you can still breathe without your mouth, they cut off your fingers and jam those into your nose, suffocating you.

You die of suffocation/trauma.

You get drunk and go cowtipping. You go to push the cow and soon realize it was bull who when pushed tramples you and then in an attempt to throw you around he impales you with his horn. Your too drunk to fight it so he runs around with you stuck on his horn until he finally attempts to knock you off by beating you in a tree. You die from internal bleeding / head trauma and possibly a touch of alchohol poisoning.