Home | Join! | Help | Browse | Forums | NuWorld | NWF | PoPo   
General Discussion » General Chat's Chicken » How many ways are there to die (physically)?
randomjunk | How many ways are there to die (physically)? - Posted on 2007-01-15 00:40:24
| weblog | profile | gallery | new threads

I'm bored, if you think this is morbid too bad. :) Face it, everybody dies sooner or later. Might as well go out with a bang. Or a splat....

There are no rules about what you can say, except for no repeats and it has to be realistic (as in no getting burned up by a dragon, speared by a unicorn, etc.)

1. Swallow a bomb (personal favorite)
2. Skydive without a parachute (second personal favorite)
3. Hijack a gas truck and crash it into a retirement home
4. Hanging
5. Stabbing
6. Guillotine
7. Lethal injection
8. Amateur acupuncture
9. Literally being bored to death (it could probably happen...)
10. Do-it-yourself surgery

Care to contribute?

View Page: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42
ThisCharmingMan | Untitled - Posted on 2007-01-26 21:43:32
| weblog | profile | gallery | new threads

super glue on a toilet seat in a public bathroom.. drop an m80 in the toilet next to it, flush before it goes off... EXTREME COLONIC (sp?)

randomjunk | Untitled - Posted on 2007-01-27 19:46:07
| weblog | profile | gallery | new threads

Staying out in the sun until you get skin cancer, and then staying out some more until you die.

Kahne_Earnhardt_Fan | Hmm.. didn't have time to read all 14 pages... but... - Posted on 2007-01-27 21:13:00
| weblog | profile | gallery | new threads

here's my thoughts... and since it wasn't really specified in the original post.. i chose a way to kill yourself.. and one to kill someone else...

1. Stick an air hose down someone's throat and leave them till they pop... ( messy.. very messy...) (to kill someone else)
2. Taunting a starving cannibal. (to kill yourself)

randomjunk | Untitled - Posted on 2007-01-27 23:21:31
| weblog | profile | gallery | new threads

When you said "air hose" I immediately thought of those little sucky thingys at the dentist office. :P

Cracking someone's head open with a large cinderblock, then taking their brain out.

After that you make the brain into ice cream (chopped up into little bits...) and give it to someone to eat. When they finish it you tell them what it was made of and the shock kills them.

LostSoul13 | Untitled - Posted on 2007-01-28 00:29:59
| weblog | profile | gallery | new threads

eww. brain ice cream

Accidentally shutting someone's head in a 450 degree pizza oven and then not realizing it {since their head is in the oven burning so they can't scream for help} until its too late and they're dead.
It would suck having to clean human head off the oven afterwards. . . its hard enough cleaning burnt on cheese...

Zanzibar | Untitled - Posted on 2007-01-28 22:35:41
| weblog | profile | gallery | new threads

You are sitting in the crowd at the Games in ancient Greece somewhere and your son is in the discus competition and he throws the discus awry and it hits you and splits your head open.

Ok, so I stole that one from mythology.

ian-rvc | Untitled - Posted on 2007-01-29 12:47:52
| weblog | profile | gallery | new threads

trip fall die.

randomjunk | Untitled - Posted on 2007-01-30 13:03:39
| weblog | profile | gallery | new threads

Accidentally drinking liquid nitrogen, then running into a wall and smashing your guts to bits.

ThisCharmingMan | Untitled - Posted on 2007-01-30 14:12:16
| weblog | profile | gallery | new threads

having someone shove their arm down your throat to the stomach and pull your insides inside out

LostSoul13 | Untitled - Posted on 2007-01-30 23:50:43
| weblog | profile | gallery | new threads

taunting one of those English cops with the tall fuzzy hats to the point that he moves; he gets fired and ends up going to jail {that can acutally happen depending on where they're posted}. Once he gets out of jail, he's so pissed about losing his job he hunts you down and brutally murders you. he then goes back to jail for murder, but he's satisfied that justice has been served {in his own mind, at least}

View Page: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42

  Hot Topics Last Post Views Replies
Neopets
sagittariusmoon 2017-05-14 17:31:29 341100 23
Everyone... POST PICTURES!
sagittariusmoon 2016-05-29 18:12:19 3544977 241
Remember to Use the Invite Tool!
randomjunk 2016-02-11 15:53:30 8156 920
Any type of export thing?
AmbyrJayde 2016-01-08 14:17:54 571331 2
BATTLE THREAD: friendly bout.
invisible 2015-08-04 18:24:04 542 100
WE HAVE A MOBILE SITE!
invisible 2015-08-04 18:21:17 44 2
BATTLE THREAD: RANDOM, I CHOOSE YOU!
Midnight 2015-04-15 10:35:59 86 17
Can you help me get this started?
randomjunk 2014-10-29 22:40:39 81 13
Nutang Chatroom!
middaymoon 2014-09-24 23:35:11 289 48
Mr. and Mrs. Sank's Cake Topper Contest
ikimashokie 2014-01-05 15:43:13 65 10
A friend just released a quadruple album
dont-see 2013-10-08 04:02:38 1324555 2
My profile pic won't change..
sagittariusmoon 2013-07-04 09:05:58 10073 2
Shhh, it's a secret!
sagittariusmoon 2013-07-03 14:09:05 351 14
HEY PALS! Lets get to know one another a little better.. The NuTangian Challenge!!
sagittariusmoon 2013-07-03 10:43:38 34974 83
NUTANGIAN COUNCIL MEETING
Midnight 2013-04-29 08:31:49 170 21
February Entry-a-Day Challenge!
randomjunk 2013-03-02 19:51:59 175 21

NuTang.com • The Ultimate Weblog Community

NuTang is the first web site to implement PPGY Technology. This page was generated in 0.014seconds.

  Send to a friend on AIM | Set as Homepage | Bookmark Home | NuTang Collage | Terms of Service & Privacy Policy | Link to Us | Monthly Top 10s
All content Copyright 2003-2047 NuTang.com and respective members. Contact us at NuTang[AT]gmail.com.