I'm bored, if you think this is morbid too bad. :) Face it, everybody dies sooner or later. Might as well go out with a bang. Or a splat....

There are no rules about what you can say, except for no repeats and it has to be realistic (as in no getting burned up by a dragon, speared by a unicorn, etc.)

1. Swallow a bomb (personal favorite)
2. Skydive without a parachute (second personal favorite)
3. Hijack a gas truck and crash it into a retirement home
4. Hanging
5. Stabbing
6. Guillotine
7. Lethal injection
8. Amateur acupuncture
9. Literally being bored to death (it could probably happen...)
10. Do-it-yourself surgery

Care to contribute?

super glue on a toilet seat in a public bathroom.. drop an m80 in the toilet next to it, flush before it goes off... EXTREME COLONIC (sp?)

Staying out in the sun until you get skin cancer, and then staying out some more until you die.

here's my thoughts... and since it wasn't really specified in the original post.. i chose a way to kill yourself.. and one to kill someone else...

1. Stick an air hose down someone's throat and leave them till they pop... ( messy.. very messy...) (to kill someone else)
2. Taunting a starving cannibal. (to kill yourself)

When you said "air hose" I immediately thought of those little sucky thingys at the dentist office. :P

Cracking someone's head open with a large cinderblock, then taking their brain out.

After that you make the brain into ice cream (chopped up into little bits...) and give it to someone to eat. When they finish it you tell them what it was made of and the shock kills them.

eww. brain ice cream

Accidentally shutting someone's head in a 450 degree pizza oven and then not realizing it {since their head is in the oven burning so they can't scream for help} until its too late and they're dead.
It would suck having to clean human head off the oven afterwards. . . its hard enough cleaning burnt on cheese...

You are sitting in the crowd at the Games in ancient Greece somewhere and your son is in the discus competition and he throws the discus awry and it hits you and splits your head open.

Ok, so I stole that one from mythology.

trip fall die.

Accidentally drinking liquid nitrogen, then running into a wall and smashing your guts to bits.

having someone shove their arm down your throat to the stomach and pull your insides inside out

taunting one of those English cops with the tall fuzzy hats to the point that he moves; he gets fired and ends up going to jail {that can acutally happen depending on where they're posted}. Once he gets out of jail, he's so pissed about losing his job he hunts you down and brutally murders you. he then goes back to jail for murder, but he's satisfied that justice has been served {in his own mind, at least}