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randomjunk | How many ways are there to die (physically)? - Posted on 2007-01-15 00:40:24
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I'm bored, if you think this is morbid too bad. :) Face it, everybody dies sooner or later. Might as well go out with a bang. Or a splat....

There are no rules about what you can say, except for no repeats and it has to be realistic (as in no getting burned up by a dragon, speared by a unicorn, etc.)

1. Swallow a bomb (personal favorite)
2. Skydive without a parachute (second personal favorite)
3. Hijack a gas truck and crash it into a retirement home
4. Hanging
5. Stabbing
6. Guillotine
7. Lethal injection
8. Amateur acupuncture
9. Literally being bored to death (it could probably happen...)
10. Do-it-yourself surgery

Care to contribute?

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lykfe | Untitled - Posted on 2007-02-14 00:32:08
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having ur head flushed down the toliet..
i wonder if there is anyone who would smile when they die..
(exception is macdonald)

LostSoul13 | Untitled - Posted on 2007-02-14 02:12:13
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getting a piece of glass or wood stuck in your hand or foot; you don't realize its still there until you start to acquire an infection from it. you ignore it thinking it'll go away. finally, after it worsens you go see a doctor where you find out the infection has spread throughout your bloodstream and there's nothing they can do. You inevitably die.

randomjunk | Untitled - Posted on 2007-02-15 17:52:28
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Accidently stabbing your partner through the head while fencing.

CPKviperpheonix | Untitled - Posted on 2007-02-18 22:07:02
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...... how about choking someone out with a Wii controller.. and then have someone else hit the person that's being choked over head at the same time.. that will be a very Wiitarded death there, lol

Zanzibar | Untitled - Posted on 2007-02-18 22:34:05
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How about getting an infected tooth, and then it abcesses, and then the infection eats its way through your face, causing a huge amount of swelling, and then the infection finally enters your brain and kills you.

It actually did happen to this one dude in colonial Maryland, according to anthropologists.

randomjunk | Untitled - Posted on 2007-02-18 22:35:44
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I'm not sure whether to laugh or shake my head in disgust at your "Wiitarded" remark.

Think I'll laugh though haha. :P

Hanging a huge picture at an art museum and it falls on you, crushing you/getting destroyed in the process. Either it kills you that way or the museum director kills you for breaking the picture.

Zanzibar | Untitled - Posted on 2007-02-18 22:40:07
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How about getting swallowed by a whale

oooOoo geppettto!

(ps- whales must be stopped. they are drinking our water and eating our sailors)
(pps- they should adopt "wiitarded" as an adjective for anyone who does something really really dumb in order to win a contest.)

randomjunk | Untitled - Posted on 2007-02-18 23:36:35
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Don't whales only eat krill?

You're a construction worker and you're eating lunch on the metal supports of a half finished building. You decide to show off to some random chick that's walking by so you climb onto a wrecking ball used to knock down the old building... but you slip and fall off. The person who drives the wrecking ball doesn't see you gasping in pain on the ground, and they're supposed to move the wrecking ball, so they run you over.

LostSoul13 | Untitled - Posted on 2007-02-20 02:49:11
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haha, we have an employee who's last name is Krell; we call him our dumb little Krell fish. . .

walking across the street {in a designated crosswalk} and you get hit by an 18 wheeler semi {since the driver obviously wasn't paying attention} It breaks every bone {or just about, I think the bones in your ears stay in tact} in your body and you die of the sheer exhaustion of trying to stay alive.

... and you thought getting hit by the truck was the way to die ...

randomjunk | Untitled - Posted on 2007-02-20 23:35:22
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That sounds pretty painful. :P

Getting your head caught in a plastic bag and suffocating. We didn't already say that, did we?

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