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randomjunk | How many ways are there to die (physically)? - Posted on 2007-01-15 00:40:24
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I'm bored, if you think this is morbid too bad. :) Face it, everybody dies sooner or later. Might as well go out with a bang. Or a splat....

There are no rules about what you can say, except for no repeats and it has to be realistic (as in no getting burned up by a dragon, speared by a unicorn, etc.)

1. Swallow a bomb (personal favorite)
2. Skydive without a parachute (second personal favorite)
3. Hijack a gas truck and crash it into a retirement home
4. Hanging
5. Stabbing
6. Guillotine
7. Lethal injection
8. Amateur acupuncture
9. Literally being bored to death (it could probably happen...)
10. Do-it-yourself surgery

Care to contribute?

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randomjunk | Untitled - Posted on 2007-04-02 17:21:59
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Wow. That's pretty elaborate.

Eating only sugar for ten days straight.... if you live long enough to do it. I'm pretty sure that would kill you, I dunno. Without water that would have to do SOMETHING.

helloiloveyou | Untitled - Posted on 2007-04-02 18:43:32
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you could slip in the shower and break your neck on the side of the tub.

randomjunk | Untitled - Posted on 2007-04-02 18:47:15
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Painful! Especially if you don't die immediately....

Somebody rolls you over with a steamroller, and cuts you up into a puzzle. :P

Ghostlyfire | Untitled - Posted on 2007-04-02 23:56:41
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oh! i thought of another =3 hehehehe..

your sleeping in a really tall tree and fall off.. on your way dow youn land by some chance onto a wide branch! Sadly.. your parazlyed... then EVIL MONKEYS COME AND EAT YOU!!! hahaha x]

LostSoul13 | Untitled - Posted on 2007-04-03 00:25:40
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going jogging in the extreme desert heat, then going into a walk-in freezer to cool off quickly {which you shouldn't do anyway, the shock of going from extreme heat to extreme cold could cause damage}; while in there, the door locks from the outside; you try to open it by pushing on it, but the sweat on your arms and face make you stick to the iced door. you freeze to death before anyone realizes its locked with you in it.

randomjunk | Untitled - Posted on 2007-04-03 16:53:43
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Eating and eating and never going to the bathroom until your stomach splits open and you die.

PsychoEnigma | Untitled - Posted on 2007-04-04 09:18:25
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Death by accidently swallowing aluminum foil and having it react to a toxically medicated stomach making it expand and typically making it explode in a pipe bomb like manner.

randomjunk | Untitled - Posted on 2007-04-05 21:37:38
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Ooh cool. :P

You're walking in a parking lot and two people on motorcycles grab your arms and ride until they get to a parking lot light. They then go around the pole, but still hold on to your arms, so your arms get ripped off and carried away and you're left to bleed to death. (You'd be in so much pain you couldn't walk, or you couldn't get up without your arms)

PsychoEnigma | Untitled - Posted on 2007-04-06 10:55:25
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Mmm that was a tasty one, RJ. =)

As a construction worker working on a scaffold with pipes (not secured to the platform, thanks to a negligent worker) holding up the platform. You slip step on a hammer and the scaffold slips off the pipes and the pipes stay vertical. You fall onto the vertical pipes, impaling you through your spine through to your head.

randomjunk | Untitled - Posted on 2007-04-09 20:52:09
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You don't take very good care of your teeth and then when they're old they fall out.... while you're sleeping. You swallow them but they get lodged in your throat. The sharper ones slit your throat from the inside and you die.

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