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randomjunk | How many ways are there to die (physically)? - Posted on 2007-01-15 00:40:24
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I'm bored, if you think this is morbid too bad. :) Face it, everybody dies sooner or later. Might as well go out with a bang. Or a splat....

There are no rules about what you can say, except for no repeats and it has to be realistic (as in no getting burned up by a dragon, speared by a unicorn, etc.)

1. Swallow a bomb (personal favorite)
2. Skydive without a parachute (second personal favorite)
3. Hijack a gas truck and crash it into a retirement home
4. Hanging
5. Stabbing
6. Guillotine
7. Lethal injection
8. Amateur acupuncture
9. Literally being bored to death (it could probably happen...)
10. Do-it-yourself surgery

Care to contribute?

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randomjunk | Untitled - Posted on 2007-03-21 19:42:51
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Boy, would that suck. And burn. :P

Pushing your eyeballs into your brain with your fingers. At least, I'm pretty sure it would kill you.

ikimashokie | Untitled - Posted on 2007-03-21 19:50:22
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I think your eyeballs would just go SQUISH.

randomjunk | Untitled - Posted on 2007-03-21 21:51:09
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Ewww..... but wait... if you did that then your uh... brain blood would come out, right? So then you would die anyway. :P

Stapling your neck closed.

CPKviperpheonix | Untitled - Posted on 2007-03-23 11:40:51
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how about pouring drano mixed with antifreeze down ur throat?
or just inhaling the stuff really...

or how bout diving head first into a shallow pool off of a diving board?

CPKviperpheonix | Untitled - Posted on 2007-03-23 11:44:38
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Or better yet, someone could die if they get smothered by a pillow. Something like that could have easily happened in the pillow fight that's here

Silver-dot- | Untitled - Posted on 2007-03-23 23:58:45
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Hmm, what if there was a domino effect on the ice and you were the last person in the circle. The person before you comes sliding feet first towards you and their skates go ka-chunk into your chest. Your heart is punctured and you DIE. ^-^

Is that even possible?

LostSoul13 | Untitled - Posted on 2007-03-24 01:18:42
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wow, 23 pages of ways to die ... incredible

tranquilizing someone and then stabbing them over and over again with a spork

Silver-dot- | Untitled - Posted on 2007-03-25 00:18:41
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Why are you tranquilizing them?

Push someone into a puddle with a downed powerline. Again and again. Just to make sure. ^-^ Don't forget to use rubber gloves!

LostSoul13 | Untitled - Posted on 2007-03-25 01:26:54
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so that they won't be able to fight back. using a spork to do the stabbing can take a while to finish them off :P

taking a mold of a knife, pouring water into the mold, freezing it for a few days
find someone you don't like, stab them in the neck with said ice knife; the knife melts and away goes the evidence

this is actually one of the most perfect murder weapons ... ... but you didn't hear it from me

randomjunk | Untitled - Posted on 2007-03-25 16:35:01
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I should tell that ice one to my friend Alice....

Then again it might give her bad ideas. :P

Eating yourself. OR microwaving yourself, and if that didn't kill you THEN eating yourself.

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