I'm bored, if you think this is morbid too bad. :) Face it, everybody dies sooner or later. Might as well go out with a bang. Or a splat....

There are no rules about what you can say, except for no repeats and it has to be realistic (as in no getting burned up by a dragon, speared by a unicorn, etc.)

1. Swallow a bomb (personal favorite)
2. Skydive without a parachute (second personal favorite)
3. Hijack a gas truck and crash it into a retirement home
4. Hanging
5. Stabbing
6. Guillotine
7. Lethal injection
8. Amateur acupuncture
9. Literally being bored to death (it could probably happen...)
10. Do-it-yourself surgery

Care to contribute?

Boy, would that suck. And burn. :P

Pushing your eyeballs into your brain with your fingers. At least, I'm pretty sure it would kill you.

I think your eyeballs would just go SQUISH.

Ewww..... but wait... if you did that then your uh... brain blood would come out, right? So then you would die anyway. :P

Stapling your neck closed.

how about pouring drano mixed with antifreeze down ur throat?
or just inhaling the stuff really...

or how bout diving head first into a shallow pool off of a diving board?

Or better yet, someone could die if they get smothered by a pillow. Something like that could have easily happened in the pillow fight that's here

Hmm, what if there was a domino effect on the ice and you were the last person in the circle. The person before you comes sliding feet first towards you and their skates go ka-chunk into your chest. Your heart is punctured and you DIE. ^-^

Is that even possible?

wow, 23 pages of ways to die ... incredible

tranquilizing someone and then stabbing them over and over again with a spork

Why are you tranquilizing them?

Push someone into a puddle with a downed powerline. Again and again. Just to make sure. ^-^ Don't forget to use rubber gloves!

so that they won't be able to fight back. using a spork to do the stabbing can take a while to finish them off :P

taking a mold of a knife, pouring water into the mold, freezing it for a few days
find someone you don't like, stab them in the neck with said ice knife; the knife melts and away goes the evidence

this is actually one of the most perfect murder weapons ... ... but you didn't hear it from me

I should tell that ice one to my friend Alice....

Then again it might give her bad ideas. :P

Eating yourself. OR microwaving yourself, and if that didn't kill you THEN eating yourself.