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randomjunk | How many ways are there to die (physically)? - Posted on 2007-01-15 00:40:24
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I'm bored, if you think this is morbid too bad. :) Face it, everybody dies sooner or later. Might as well go out with a bang. Or a splat....

There are no rules about what you can say, except for no repeats and it has to be realistic (as in no getting burned up by a dragon, speared by a unicorn, etc.)

1. Swallow a bomb (personal favorite)
2. Skydive without a parachute (second personal favorite)
3. Hijack a gas truck and crash it into a retirement home
4. Hanging
5. Stabbing
6. Guillotine
7. Lethal injection
8. Amateur acupuncture
9. Literally being bored to death (it could probably happen...)
10. Do-it-yourself surgery

Care to contribute?

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randomjunk | Untitled - Posted on 2007-05-19 20:21:49
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This is the single longest thread in all of the forums.

It doesn't even have a rival.

You're a scientist of some sort, observing life at the bottom of the ocean. You're in a supposedly safe deep sea submarine, but when you get to a certain depth it starts showing signs of breaking down. Panicking, you try to go back up, but you can't. The controls don't work anymore. The pressure is crushing your sub and you with it. You sink deeper and deeper and eventually your head just implodes.

LostSoul13 | Untitled - Posted on 2007-05-23 01:10:07
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float deeper and deeper? that's a contradiction

you go to a foriegn country for an internship. You're spending time with a tribe and decide to introduce the well known game of darts. A few nights later, they want to play, but since you weren't there with your darts, they started using their own darts ... that happen to be poison darts used to kill in the hunt. You later go to join the party and without realizing what kind of darts they're using, you walk in the path of one {by accident} and it sticks you in the neck. In a matter of minutes you pass out and you're dead

randomjunk | Untitled - Posted on 2007-05-23 01:34:52
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Hehe..... I didn't even realize I'd typed that. :P Thanks for correcting me.

You're shopping on Black Friday at a local store. You're trying to buy special scissors, but there are a lot of people who want the same thing as you..... So... basically you get trampled and, although you get the scissors, someone steps on you and you get stabbed... then you die. And then someone takes the scissors and runs off.

lyndeep | Yea I know I'm gross but o well lol - Posted on 2007-05-24 13:27:40
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You go on a nature trip in the amazon. Since your hiking you bring minimal supplies with you and you are only focused on eating and staying hydrated. You get in the river to rinse off sweat when it happens....Your stomach begans to cramp and something feels odd...Did you drink bad water...noo..could it have been something you ate...nooo...O hell you started your period!!! The blood draws schools of pirahannas who devour your legs causing you to fall face first in the river and begin to drown but you are eaten alive before you can even drown.

CPKviperpheonix | Untitled - Posted on 2007-05-24 15:13:48
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getting nailed in the head by balls pitched from a baseball pitching machine, repeatedly, while hanging upside down...

lyndeep | Untitled - Posted on 2007-05-24 17:05:39
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You get sick of your fiance's mother and decide your going to take care of that bitch once and for all. You go to shoot her but that crazy old hick has guns of her own. You decide ridding the planet is worth it and make a mad dash for her guns a blazing and you shoot her right in the face but not before she shoots out your knee's. You lie there bleeding to death when her pyscho rabid dog comes out and eats your face. You die from too much blood loss and massive head trauma from the dog.

randomjunk | Untitled - Posted on 2007-05-24 19:42:31
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You're skydiving/taping someone else skydiving, and you forget your parachute but remember your camera.

(Credits to a book about stupid people)

CPKviperpheonix | Untitled - Posted on 2007-05-25 14:44:38
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you try 2 skydive while trying recording your friend skydiving, and you have some big, heavy, 50 pound camera. Or forget how heavy the camera is, you just get to busy with trying to record your friend, and you forget to release ur parachute

CPKviperpheonix | Untitled - Posted on 2007-05-25 14:45:47
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o.o was just looking, that is very similar to what you said in the post that started this whole thread:

"2. Skydive without a parachute (second personal favorite)"

randomjunk | Untitled - Posted on 2007-05-25 23:50:43
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Yes, but it's not EXACTLY the same. :P

You're one of those "gangsta" idiots who have grills (is that how you spell it?)

You try drinking out of a glass, but it breaks on your teeth and you accidently stab your mouth. Some of the fragments that were the result of the shattered glass get into your eyes, and ultimately something sharp reaches your brain. So yeah... YOU'RE DEAD!

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