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randomjunk | How many ways are there to die (physically)? - Posted on 2007-01-15 00:40:24
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I'm bored, if you think this is morbid too bad. :) Face it, everybody dies sooner or later. Might as well go out with a bang. Or a splat....

There are no rules about what you can say, except for no repeats and it has to be realistic (as in no getting burned up by a dragon, speared by a unicorn, etc.)

1. Swallow a bomb (personal favorite)
2. Skydive without a parachute (second personal favorite)
3. Hijack a gas truck and crash it into a retirement home
4. Hanging
5. Stabbing
6. Guillotine
7. Lethal injection
8. Amateur acupuncture
9. Literally being bored to death (it could probably happen...)
10. Do-it-yourself surgery

Care to contribute?

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Dilated | Untitled - Posted on 2007-08-01 20:16:27
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Ooooh! I thought you meant that the two people asked for a raise and were murdered later on, rather than having the boss actually kill them.

randomjunk | Untitled - Posted on 2007-08-02 00:25:29
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Three hundred posts!!!!! I'm a record breaker! :D ...If we had a record, at least...

You go to an accountant to complain about having your taxes done poorly and he/she smashes you in the head with a 70's-circulation calculator until it's a bloody pulp. [Police later find that said accountant was a former asylum patient committed for a similar crime]

ShaShaBoo | I'm the only one who didn't post in this thread. - Posted on 2007-08-02 01:58:03
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GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO RAAAAAAAAAANNDDDOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!!

Bullet | Untitled - Posted on 2007-08-02 12:05:00
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Having some random person stick a fire extinguisher down your throat, then filling you up. After that this totally random person kicks you off the cliff, and rather than falling down, you float straight to heaven.

randomjunk | Untitled - Posted on 2007-08-02 12:23:46
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I wasn't aware that fire extinguisher foam made you float. :P Interesting submission though. :)

You're a stockperson at some office supplies store. [Office Depot etc.] One day you're getting down a box of scissors and you notice that a box just within your reach (or so you think) is precariously positioned on the edge of the shelf. You stretch out your arm in hopes of pushing it back a little, but fall. Panicking, you grab the shelf.... only to have the whole structure fall down on you. BUT you don't die. No, you're just buried under all that stuff, the shelves, the various office supplies.... When you turn to try and free yourself, however, you get stabbed in the head by strays from that box of scissors previously mentioned. You die a slow, painful, bloody death.

ShaShaBoo | Wow, super descriptive. - Posted on 2007-08-02 16:41:52
Silver-dot- | Untitled - Posted on 2007-08-02 23:28:03
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hmm, wow...when's the last time i posted in here?

RANDOM ROOOOOOOOCKS. Period.

CPKviperpheonix | Untitled - Posted on 2007-08-03 15:23:58
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u take a really sharp blade, and you slice a thin paper cut from the top of their foreheads to their privates. you then put a bunch of other random slits in your body. then u get placed in a bath of lemon juice, rubbing alchol, and salt. U are in so much pain all over your body, u are actually relived when your head is shoved down in the mixture, as you know ur suffering will end soon. and for good measure, u carve ur initials deep into their chest.

LostSoul13 | Untitled - Posted on 2007-08-03 22:44:42
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you're holding a 4 foot long sword with a serrated tip, admiring it. someone comes around the corner and they accidentally walk right into it. it pierces through their ribs, but they don't die right away. they start yelling at you to get it out. you're already freaked out that it happened so you yank it out, pulling out various entrails that got stuck to the serrated tip. when they see that you've pulled out said entrails, they pass out and die, bleeding all over your floor.

randomjunk | Untitled - Posted on 2007-08-04 12:39:33
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Now who would that be more traumatizing for?

You're at some sort of gaming convention dressed up as a character from your favorite video game. Someone else comes along dressed as a character from a different video game. They laugh at you and tell you "______ sucks, ______ is way better than that lame piece of crap!" They then challenge you to a duel, and you accept. You two cause such a commotion that they have to call security to break up the fight. A guard shoots a tranquilizer dart at you.... but it flies into your mouth and gets stuck in your throat. Your opponent, seeing you choke, tries to reach in and get the dart out, but then a tranquilizer dart hits him too and his hand chokes you to death.

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