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randomjunk | How many ways are there to die (physically)? - Posted on 2007-01-15 00:40:24
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I'm bored, if you think this is morbid too bad. :) Face it, everybody dies sooner or later. Might as well go out with a bang. Or a splat....

There are no rules about what you can say, except for no repeats and it has to be realistic (as in no getting burned up by a dragon, speared by a unicorn, etc.)

1. Swallow a bomb (personal favorite)
2. Skydive without a parachute (second personal favorite)
3. Hijack a gas truck and crash it into a retirement home
4. Hanging
5. Stabbing
6. Guillotine
7. Lethal injection
8. Amateur acupuncture
9. Literally being bored to death (it could probably happen...)
10. Do-it-yourself surgery

Care to contribute?

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LostSoul13 | Untitled - Posted on 2007-05-11 01:46:31
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you go after your boss at work with a knife {like one of those big ass chef's knives}, but just as you're about to stab him, you trip and land on the knife. It goes into your stomach, but its lodged in so you can't even move it let alone pull it out. But that doesn't matter to you so you grab another knife and stab your boss. He gets pissed that you stabbed him and takes the knife that's stuck in your stomach out and stabs you to death with it.

Silver-dot- | Untitled - Posted on 2007-05-11 01:50:44
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Whoo, 27 pages!

You're happily gobbling a hamburger when you freeze. A sharp pain cuts into you as you swallow. You choke, you gagg, you can't breathe, there's a fire in your throat and the pain worsens by the minute. You feel liquid dribbling down your neck and you wonder, "Am I drooling?" No, you're dead. A razorblade had slit your throat inside out.

PsychoEnigma | Untitled - Posted on 2007-05-11 09:49:18
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You play around with your clarinet in the quad of your school because you're a band geek. You get into it and don't notice the jocks are throwing a football around and you don't notice a pass in your direction. The reciever runs into the end of your clarinet and the force of impact makes it pierce through the back of your throat/head.

lyndeep | Untitled - Posted on 2007-05-11 10:24:11
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Nice PyschoEnigma!

You go on an african safari and decide to spulunking (caving) and you touch a very icky cave formation. A couple days later you get spoltchy skin and yellow eyes. A week later your to ill to move. The next day you hemmorage out of every orfice in your body and die. Yay! You found the carrier for Ebola Hemorrhagic Fever! Your prize a horrible horrible death. For more info on the deadliest most horrible virus known. http://www.dhpe.org/infect/ebola.html

Also youshould read "The Hot Zone" Its all about ebola..Its very interesting.

randomjunk | Untitled - Posted on 2007-05-11 17:37:16
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You go swimming in a public pool. There are about ten little kids wiping their noses and who knows WHAT else in the pool. They all have colds. You don't know it, but you have AIDS. You get the cold x 10, plus some other viruses that were floating around in the water (chlorine can't get rid of viruses), and die.

lyndeep | Untitled - Posted on 2007-05-12 13:26:35
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I thought this was fitting for this forum
http://www.deathclock.com/

randomjunk | Untitled - Posted on 2007-05-14 21:17:18
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It says I'm going to die seven days after my birthday. :0

Thursday, September 27, 2046

SO.... I'm going to live to be.... 55? What?

You work in a record store, and there are a lot of records/CDs lying around because everyone is into digital downloading. You go into the stock room and try to take down a box JUST above your reach... it falls and knocks down the entire shelf of boxes, which is very, very high. Besides being crushed, the records/CDs also cut various parts of your body (but only the ones that fell from the VERY top do)

Haha I clicked it again and it changed.

Friday, October 13, 2051

HELLA awesome. Friday the 13th!!!! :D

Silver-dot- | Untitled - Posted on 2007-05-14 22:54:54
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Ah, that remins me...here's a good test, made in Harvard!
http://www.okcupid.com/death

randomjunk | Untitled - Posted on 2007-05-18 19:18:17
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That test says I'll die from Cancer.

You're trying to get out of a certain sport in P.E. and you decide an "accident" is the way to go... so you "fall down" the bleachers. But then you actually do fall down and break your neck in the process.

lyndeep | Females only... - Posted on 2007-05-19 15:27:44
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You start your period and you are in the country. The only place to get tampons is at an ol gas station and all they have left is extra super absorbency. Within hours you have a fever and parts of your party are numb. By morning you've died from toxic shock syndrome.

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