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randomjunk | How many ways are there to die (physically)? - Posted on 2007-01-15 00:40:24
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I'm bored, if you think this is morbid too bad. :) Face it, everybody dies sooner or later. Might as well go out with a bang. Or a splat....

There are no rules about what you can say, except for no repeats and it has to be realistic (as in no getting burned up by a dragon, speared by a unicorn, etc.)

1. Swallow a bomb (personal favorite)
2. Skydive without a parachute (second personal favorite)
3. Hijack a gas truck and crash it into a retirement home
4. Hanging
5. Stabbing
6. Guillotine
7. Lethal injection
8. Amateur acupuncture
9. Literally being bored to death (it could probably happen...)
10. Do-it-yourself surgery

Care to contribute?

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jacyhenry | Untitled - Posted on 2008-06-11 04:59:12
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HMMM Well I heard about a poor mexican dude that fell into a wood chipper.

randomjunk | Untitled - Posted on 2008-06-11 17:53:58
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"Poor" is ambiguous there. :P

You're hitchiking and a car pulls up. You get in, and suddenly the driver locks all the doors. You start to ask what's going on and realize that he has a gun pointed at your head. He ties you to the seat with some rope, binding your hands behind the back and tying your feet together so you can't move. Then he puts a rope around your neck and the headrest and secures your head to the seat.

When you're all trussed up and incapable of movement, he drives the car toward a cliff, jumps out, and leaves you to perish.

Conversation I had with Angie while typing this:

Me: what's the word meaning you can't move?
Angie: frozen?
Me: uh...
Me: no
Me: like, you're tied up and you can't move
Angie: immobile?
Angie: umm
Angie: bound?
Me: eh
Me: nevermind
Angie: are you writing an erotic novel?
Me: ummm
Me: not quite...
Angie: ah
Angie: too bad

Dilated | Untitled - Posted on 2008-06-25 16:20:12
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I like where Angie's head is

randomjunk | Untitled - Posted on 2008-06-25 19:36:27
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Think the word I was looking for was 'incapacitated'...

CPKviperpheonix | Untitled - Posted on 2008-07-20 13:33:27
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Here's one... You use some gloves to pick up some dry ice, then you try to swallow it all down..

randomjunk | Untitled - Posted on 2008-07-20 18:49:04
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Hehe, key word "try."

Mkay, you want to lose weight so you go on the tapeworm diet and it eats you away inside until you die.

Illicit | Untitled - Posted on 2008-07-21 03:28:07
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Hm, find a death note and write your name in it.

Anyone get that reference?

(It's an anime. Conveniently titled, Death Note.)

randomjunk | Untitled - Posted on 2008-07-21 04:28:10
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Can that actually happen...?

Illicit | Untitled - Posted on 2008-07-22 03:09:34
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Die by writing your name in a death note? Well, I'm sure it could happen if death notes existed. Otherwise, I somehow doubt it.

randomjunk | Untitled - Posted on 2008-07-22 04:23:30
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Hm, I'm not sure if that goes under "realistic" then...

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