I'm bored, if you think this is morbid too bad. :) Face it, everybody dies sooner or later. Might as well go out with a bang. Or a splat....

There are no rules about what you can say, except for no repeats and it has to be realistic (as in no getting burned up by a dragon, speared by a unicorn, etc.)

1. Swallow a bomb (personal favorite)
2. Skydive without a parachute (second personal favorite)
3. Hijack a gas truck and crash it into a retirement home
4. Hanging
5. Stabbing
6. Guillotine
7. Lethal injection
8. Amateur acupuncture
9. Literally being bored to death (it could probably happen...)
10. Do-it-yourself surgery

Care to contribute?

I don't think I've had a chance at a bright future for a while. I mean, one thing leads to another, and before you know it researching serial killers becomes a fun hobby. :P

You're wandering through Home Depot or something similar and you're in an aisle that has toilets on one side and large heavy objects on a high shelf on the other. The aisle is very narrow, due to shortage of space. And nobody really looks at that stuff anyway. You're looking for new bathroom fixtures. As you stare down into the empty bowl of a dusty looking specimen, a pack of little kids comes running down the aisle and knocks you over, lodging your head in the bowl.

You kick and struggle violently, trying to free yourself. Who the hell designs these miniature things for kids, you wonder. Your panicked movements have tipped the shelf behind you, and it begins to lean towards your trapped body. Not realizing the impending doom, you continue kicking, trying to wrench yourself free. The shelf collapses on you so fast that it severs your body from your head with sheer weight.

And your last thoughts are "I hate kids".

Hahahaha, that's a nose slapper! AHHAHAHA.

OH random =P

Everyone hates spam, I assume? Unless it makes them feel like they have *friends*... (I don't doubt there are people out there who are really that lonely)

You have a history of violence and psychosis. Sometime in the past your email address got sold to numerous advertising companies. As a result you get a ton of spam every day. It bothers you more and more each day, until finally you get so angry that you start tracking down all the spammers and killing them. One day you break into the house of a very nerdy spammer. You get out your gun and prepare to shoot his brains out, but you miss and accidently hit a huge old computer he has lying around. The bullet ricochets and hits you right in the face.

Y'know, that could be an interesting game concept. "Exterminate the spammers"...

omg this is so amusing,

ok your walking a wall thing, like they have sometimes to seperate houses or roads, its kinda high and the ledge is getting narrower and narrower until its like a blade, you take a misstep and fall with one leg on both sides of the wall and get split in half.

or you are running around chasing someone with a gun, you come to a dead end where you have to climb a fence/wall, you put the gun in your pants and start to climb, somehow the gun fires and you shot your self in the groin, fall off the wall and bleed to death

My brother was playing Postal 2, so here's the suicide idea from that.

Putting a grenade between your teeth and pulling the pin.

The cinematic that accompanies this action is actually quite amusing. :P

Also from the game:

Hitting someone's head off with a shovel.

you're at an actual bull fight in Spain. You decide to be funny and run down to the center while the bull and the matador are circling each other. you come up from behind the matador, which freaks him out and he thrusts his sword into your stomach. It doesn't kill you, but then the bulls charges at you from behind and one of his 9in long horns is thrust into your back, piercing your lung. The end result being that you're stuck on a bull's horn with a sword sticking out from your front. You bleed to your death, while still stuck on the bull, in front of a live audience.

You're eating some... noodles... with chopsticks. They're really long (the noodles, not the chopsticks), so you tip your head back to get them all in your mouth. Well, you get them in, pretty much. But... the chopsticks slide down and get lodged in your throat, and you choke to death.

This is still going?

This is the most successful thread in Nutang history.

go RJ! {and everyone who contributed} woot!