I'm bored, if you think this is morbid too bad. :) Face it, everybody dies sooner or later. Might as well go out with a bang. Or a splat....

There are no rules about what you can say, except for no repeats and it has to be realistic (as in no getting burned up by a dragon, speared by a unicorn, etc.)

1. Swallow a bomb (personal favorite)
2. Skydive without a parachute (second personal favorite)
3. Hijack a gas truck and crash it into a retirement home
4. Hanging
5. Stabbing
6. Guillotine
7. Lethal injection
8. Amateur acupuncture
9. Literally being bored to death (it could probably happen...)
10. Do-it-yourself surgery

Care to contribute?

a gazillion...



heart ache

I think it would be fun to have everyone list one at a time.

Here's mine:

Ingesting improperly prepared fugu and dying from tetrodotoxin poisoning.

Fugu is blowfish right...? I hear it's more exciting with the poison. :P

Being papercutted to death. :D

With or without the large anime character cardboard cutout.

Wow I found a comic.

my drama teacher said this:

being numb all over your body and not being able to move, while watching someone take out all your guts and stuff. O.o. yes, hes has a twisted mind!

stupid poisonous blow fish that's horribly hard to cook correctly.



punctured ear drums causing your head to explode at the drop of a pin

Haha I like that one.

-Asphyxiation.

eye boogers crusting over your eyes in the morning.. you go to the bathroom to wash them out and you knock the hair dryer in the sink because you can't see.

good one charming man.

permanent druel stains that cover the mouth so you die from starvation.

Creative. I'll counter that with

Dropping a dollar coin on the roof of a tall building and accidently chasing it off the edge.

~SPLAT!~

Shooting yourself in the heart, head or chest.