I'm bored, if you think this is morbid too bad. :) Face it, everybody dies sooner or later. Might as well go out with a bang. Or a splat....

There are no rules about what you can say, except for no repeats and it has to be realistic (as in no getting burned up by a dragon, speared by a unicorn, etc.)

1. Swallow a bomb (personal favorite)
2. Skydive without a parachute (second personal favorite)
3. Hijack a gas truck and crash it into a retirement home
4. Hanging
5. Stabbing
6. Guillotine
7. Lethal injection
8. Amateur acupuncture
9. Literally being bored to death (it could probably happen...)
10. Do-it-yourself surgery

Care to contribute?

candy cane through the brain

someone who really really doesn't like you hires a hit man to off you

eat till ur stomach bloated and boom... and say bye bye

Bowing in front of an audience at a play and having the curtain drop on the back of your neck, breaking it.

"BOOM! HEADSHOT!"

When I was younger I used to sharpen my candycanes and poke the inside of my mouth with them... Thankfully they were not sharp enough to do any REAL damage. :P

You're taking a picture of yourself in a subway and the flash blinds you, causing you to stumble backwards onto the nearby tracks right when the train comes.

plunging through thin ice and your friends knowing that there is no point in pulling you out, because the exposure to the icy air will kill you faster than the water will

Some friends.....

Uhhh touching like a million of those little joy buzzers at the same time.

It would kill you if there were enough right?

decide to try cliff diving, only to realize that once you've jumped off the cliff, its spiked rocks that await your fall rather than the water

Haha last thoughts... "Stupid stupid STUPID!"

Being killed by a strange person who wants to be a vampire.

how about being covered in birdseed, and eaten alive by a bunch of killer birds?