I'm bored, if you think this is morbid too bad. :) Face it, everybody dies sooner or later. Might as well go out with a bang. Or a splat....

There are no rules about what you can say, except for no repeats and it has to be realistic (as in no getting burned up by a dragon, speared by a unicorn, etc.)

1. Swallow a bomb (personal favorite)
2. Skydive without a parachute (second personal favorite)
3. Hijack a gas truck and crash it into a retirement home
4. Hanging
5. Stabbing
6. Guillotine
7. Lethal injection
8. Amateur acupuncture
9. Literally being bored to death (it could probably happen...)
10. Do-it-yourself surgery

Care to contribute?

Wow.... so if you just reached over and gave him a wedgie there's nothing he could do about it? Awesome...


Infecting someone with hives and they go insane trying to get rid of them. They keep scratching until all of their skin is gone and then they die of infection/bloodloss.

hmmmmmm...... how about taking a bunch of toothpicks and shoving them the center of your neck, or better yet, just choke on a tree branch or sumthin, or hanging urself from ur privates on a tree, upside down, then have posionous spiders go and bite away at you, while you hang helplesss...

Well that works for guys. If a guy did that I think I would watch, laugh, and then maybe scream if any of the spiders got near me.

Choking on too-dry-toast.

they can also be hung by their privates, well actually they could be hung by a couple of different private parts ,lol and I'll proceed 2 watch and laugh and stuff like that at them lol........

that would be pretty painful though, to say the least ...

"A couple different"....? What....? Unless... you somehow speared their butt or something.... ew......

Inhaling a poisonous gas.

but I was thinking even more icky, like a few things there that are smaller, to hang them by... that would be very painful......... or we can always just pour some gas or drano inside of it and light a match or sumthin.... that's what I get for listening to my Stitch Mouth, lol

as for another method of dying.......being fed a bunch of razorblades down ur throat,
or having a long lightening rod stuck through ur head, and placed outside on top of ur roof during a lightening storm

Creative.

Doing a stunt with wires and accidently hanging yourself.

chowing down on your favorite food of all time {you chose the food} only to later find out that you are highly allergic to it. Once you realize this, though, its too late and you die from anaphylactic shock.

how about if its someone that's small enough to fit into one....


or how about if someone you in the head repeatately...

also... being done to you over and over until ur dead....

Hehe. I don't remember seeing the whip smilie before...

Ummmm getting kicked so hard in the stomach that it gets pushed out your back, then having all your organs spill out of the new hole until you die of vital organ loss.