I'm bored, if you think this is morbid too bad. :) Face it, everybody dies sooner or later. Might as well go out with a bang. Or a splat....

There are no rules about what you can say, except for no repeats and it has to be realistic (as in no getting burned up by a dragon, speared by a unicorn, etc.)

1. Swallow a bomb (personal favorite)
2. Skydive without a parachute (second personal favorite)
3. Hijack a gas truck and crash it into a retirement home
4. Hanging
5. Stabbing
6. Guillotine
7. Lethal injection
8. Amateur acupuncture
9. Literally being bored to death (it could probably happen...)
10. Do-it-yourself surgery

Care to contribute?

Tssssss burn. ing up in a volcano. :P

Falling off an ocean liner, then managing to swim back to it, but not being able to get up because there are no ladders or anything and the boat is really big. While trying to find a way up you accidently get your clothes caught on a protruding object and subsequently get sucked under the water and drown.

a lightning strike narrowly misses you, but you try to hit back.

falling off a sky scrapper

dying of an unknown desease

Scuba diving and getting caught in a fishing net.

peanut butter gets up your nose, and you either suffocate or die from nasty infection

Getting grated to death by a cheese grater. (Painful....)

ooo we've had a few people get bits of their fingers cut off from our cheese grater at work. I'm not an idiot like them, though, so I don't have to worry as much about the risk.

slipping on icy stairs, thus falling down them and snapping your neck at the bottom leading to your death {or a very unfortunate paralysis}

i HATE falling on ice.. I HATE IT

Yes he hates it, alright.

-Being trapped in a soon-to-be-demolished building on the top floor because you didn't care to check in with the explosives director at the beginning of the operation. Bye bye sky, hello gravity.

Sitting on Santa's lap at the mall, but then he touches you somewhere bad and it scares you so much you start to scream... and then he strangles you to keep you quiet.