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randomjunk | How many ways are there to die (physically)? - Posted on 2007-01-15 00:40:24
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I'm bored, if you think this is morbid too bad. :) Face it, everybody dies sooner or later. Might as well go out with a bang. Or a splat....

There are no rules about what you can say, except for no repeats and it has to be realistic (as in no getting burned up by a dragon, speared by a unicorn, etc.)

1. Swallow a bomb (personal favorite)
2. Skydive without a parachute (second personal favorite)
3. Hijack a gas truck and crash it into a retirement home
4. Hanging
5. Stabbing
6. Guillotine
7. Lethal injection
8. Amateur acupuncture
9. Literally being bored to death (it could probably happen...)
10. Do-it-yourself surgery

Care to contribute?

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Zanzibar | Untitled - Posted on 2007-01-17 21:09:42
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But Patriot missiles never miss their targets, so it is impossible to have collateral damage. Except for maybe the occasional UN observer, but who would be silly enough to observe a war?


How about, you are doing pull-ups on the pull-up bar, and you're like, "I can't do any more! and your drill sergeant is like, "YES YOU CAN" and you try, but your arms collapse and on the way towards falling off the bar you hit your chin on it and snap your neck and die.

I think that one actually happened.

bluetopaz | Untitled - Posted on 2007-01-17 23:22:44
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Killed by the Others

randomjunk | Untitled - Posted on 2007-01-17 23:34:13
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Others...?

Making the world's largest food processor, turning it on, and accidently falling in.

LostSoul13 | Untitled - Posted on 2007-01-17 23:41:14
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getting sucked up into a twister and being flung to your death

Zanzibar | Untitled - Posted on 2007-01-17 23:54:38
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How about if your face were put in a mask and you couldn't remove it from the mask but inside were a bunch of starving rats who would slowly gnaw away your face until you died from infection and blood loss.

People who have read a certain book might know what I'm talking about.

ranor | Untitled - Posted on 2007-01-18 02:22:40
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7. How to Die


DARK clouds are smouldering into red
While down the craters morning burns.
The dying soldier shifts his head
To watch the glory that returns;
He lifts his fingers toward the skies
Where holy brightness breaks in flame;
Radiance reflected in his eyes,
And on his lips a whispered name.

You’d think, to hear some people talk,
That lads go West with sobs and curses,
And sullen faces white as chalk,
Hankering for wreaths and tombs and hearses.
But they’ve been taught the way to do it
Like Christian soldiers; not with haste
And shuddering groans; but passing through it
With due regard for decent taste.

--Siegfried Sassoon

L-Lawliet | Untitled - Posted on 2007-01-18 08:26:28
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By injecting excessive steriods till ur muscle explode.
And bleed till death.

ranor | Untitled - Posted on 2007-01-18 09:34:41
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Stoning.

Chloefoxx | Untitled - Posted on 2007-01-18 15:17:36
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wood chipper

ranor | Untitled - Posted on 2007-01-18 18:01:59
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Being sucked out of the shuttle hatch and thrown into the cold, lonely vacuum of space.

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