I'm bored, if you think this is morbid too bad. :) Face it, everybody dies sooner or later. Might as well go out with a bang. Or a splat....

There are no rules about what you can say, except for no repeats and it has to be realistic (as in no getting burned up by a dragon, speared by a unicorn, etc.)

1. Swallow a bomb (personal favorite)
2. Skydive without a parachute (second personal favorite)
3. Hijack a gas truck and crash it into a retirement home
4. Hanging
5. Stabbing
6. Guillotine
7. Lethal injection
8. Amateur acupuncture
9. Literally being bored to death (it could probably happen...)
10. Do-it-yourself surgery

Care to contribute?

I have one that'll blow all of you guys out the water.

Explosive diahrrea.

At least, that's both the adjective and sickness I normally use when I'm explaining why I missed class, and I'm figuring since I either get disgusted looks or an "OK! YOU HAVE A VALID EXCUSE!" that it must be deadly in some manner.

My cell bio prof did not accept explosive diarrhea as an acceptable reason for missing a midterm. He told my friend he wanted proof of the diarrhea before he would excuse him from missing the test. There were two options open to my friend: 1) get a doctor's note, or 2) shit in a bag and bring it to class. By the time he had told the professor, however, the diarrhea had already passed, so both those solutions were out the window.

ANYWAY.

Eating a LOT of salt to dehydrate you from inside out.

saw this in final destination three...

get a 15 minute tan, have something with the wiring go terribly wrong.. the tanning bed heats up extensively and you're trapped inside by a shelf that lies above your tanning bed that has fallen onto it.

a bowling ball on a shelf, that rolls down to turn on a fan that blows a sail boat across a small body of water, that knocks down a domino, that knocks over numerous dominoes.. sending an army man on one end of a fork flying into a toaster, the toaster pops up toast that breaks through a very thin string letting go a doggy treat down to a dogs eye level.. the dog, on a leash, that's tied to a door, runs out the door towards the doggy treat, shutting the door fiercely, a string is tied to the door, the other side of the strings tied to a gun... BOOM... you're dead...
make sure you stand on the X

Getting your fingers stuck in a bowling ball, then sliding down the... bowling ball thingy... and getting decapitated by the thing that picks up the pins.

Autoerotic asphyxiation.

Swallowed by an anaconda
Drowning in dihydrogen monoxide
Woodchipper

NERD ALERT!!! It's actually more correct to refer to it as hydrogen oxide. Or, if you want to talk about it as an acid: hydroxilic or hydroxic acid. Or, in base form: hydrogen hydroxide. Dihydrogen monoxide is actually a systematically unacceptable name for H2O.

Oral sex on an exhaust pipe of a running car.

Oh, man. Did you know that a camel spider can eat through your army boot? Then it numbs your foot and begins eating your foot, and it can be halfway through your foot before you realize that it's there.

How about, in the same vein... being eaten alive by scarab beetles while you are trapped inside an egyptian sarcophagus?

I like the etymology of the word "sarcophagus" because it is literally translated as "flesh eater," which would make it particularly fitting to have your flesh consumed by scarab beetles inside of one.

Death by falling, flaming space station toilet seat. (Yes. As in Dead Like Me.)