I'm bored, if you think this is morbid too bad. :) Face it, everybody dies sooner or later. Might as well go out with a bang. Or a splat....

There are no rules about what you can say, except for no repeats and it has to be realistic (as in no getting burned up by a dragon, speared by a unicorn, etc.)

1. Swallow a bomb (personal favorite)
2. Skydive without a parachute (second personal favorite)
3. Hijack a gas truck and crash it into a retirement home
4. Hanging
5. Stabbing
6. Guillotine
7. Lethal injection
8. Amateur acupuncture
9. Literally being bored to death (it could probably happen...)
10. Do-it-yourself surgery

Care to contribute?

You know those women with all the rings around their necks? Well, you're one of them, and one day you cheat on your husband, so they take off the rings and your neck snaps and you die.

You're in a chemistry lab working with some sulfuric acid in a flask next to your sprite bottle. You're trying to impress this REALLY smart girl in your class with your intelligence. Miraculously, she comes up to you and asks you a question about the lab, and soon, asking you about your weekend. You get entranced in her eyes and begin to notice your throat is drying up, as you're nervous to talk to her. You suavely reach for your sprite bottle and take a swig without looking. Your dream girl looks at you in horror as your stomach melts and your insides collapse onto the floor in front of her. Wrong bottle. *shrugs*

Hah, I think all of you might've seen this before...it's a variation of the original, but i'm pretty sure it might strike a chord of which movie it's from :


You step into an elevator that has just been recently worked on; you're in there by yourself checking your phone. As the door closes, you hear your co-worker call you from a distance to hold the elevator, you stick your upper body out and expect the sensor to stop the doors from closing and re-open them. It doesn't. The doors clamped one shoulder and your head outside of the elevator. Simultaneously, the cable suspending the car snaps, and you get decapitated diagonally across the chest.

You're at a concert, in a high box seat. The band comes on and everyone stands up and starts cheering. You do the same. Suddenly an overexcited fan crashes into you and you fall from the box to the ground (where no one is there to catch you). And, as if that isn't enough to mortally wound you, you get trampled by a herd of frantic teenage girls with stiletto heels.

wow. the last post was in the middle of October. well, I'm resurecting it for the new year

you're in New York's Time Square for the New Year's party. there are 3 seconds till the new year and the ball is dropping. when, suddenly, a cable snaps causing a chain reaction which causes the other cables to snap. you happen to be one of the unfortunate people standing under the path of the plummeting 1070lb, 6ft wide crystal-covered ball. it lands and shatters over the crowd. some die instantly.

you, unfortunately, don't die right away. instead the shards of crystal are jutting out of your body everywhere. the medics are called to the scene immediately. there are only enough ambulances to carry half of the people injured. due to the incredible amount of blood loss you've already experienced, you don't have enough energy to make it to the emerceny services and you die in the arms of a stranger trying to drag you to the medics

Yayyy somebody revived my thread! :D

You're in an elevator with a morbese person. Suddenly the cables snap and you go plummeting down from the top story (the building is really really tall). Somehow this morbese person is pulled up off the ground, and you along with them. Unfortunately you're under this massive personage, and when the elevator hits the ground you're squashed, both by the weight on top of you and the impact of the elevator hitting the floor.

You take someone's body and put fairly deep cuts all over it, then you toss them in a pit of rats and mice..

holy hell.. it's hard to come up with something that hasn't already been said in the last 35 pages ... so I'm going to cheat

"... a professional wrestler for WWE died during a Pay-Per-View event when performing a stunt. It was planned to have Owen come down from the rafters of the arena on a safety harness tied to a rope to make his ring entrance. The safety latch was released and Owen dropped 78 feet, bouncing chest-first off the top rope resulting in a severed aorta, which caused his lungs to fill with blood. The PPV continued even after he was pronounced dead."

that's just a little messed up. 'the guy is dead. let's keep fighting!'

this is where I got it from: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_unusual_deaths

RJ, do you mean obese? or morbidly obese?

Morbese = morbidly obese

Alice and I came up with it when we were walking around.... it's like how 'fugly' = fucking ugly.

You eat nothing but white bread from the day you are able to eat solid foods, and you die of lack of nutrition.