I'm bored, if you think this is morbid too bad. :) Face it, everybody dies sooner or later. Might as well go out with a bang. Or a splat....

There are no rules about what you can say, except for no repeats and it has to be realistic (as in no getting burned up by a dragon, speared by a unicorn, etc.)

1. Swallow a bomb (personal favorite)
2. Skydive without a parachute (second personal favorite)
3. Hijack a gas truck and crash it into a retirement home
4. Hanging
5. Stabbing
6. Guillotine
7. Lethal injection
8. Amateur acupuncture
9. Literally being bored to death (it could probably happen...)
10. Do-it-yourself surgery

Care to contribute?

I hate zombies.

Sitting out in the sun for so long for so many days in a row because you're convinced that you can tan, but really, all you can do is burn because you lack melanin and then you get a malignant melanoma which metastasizes and causes you to die. All because you wanted a freakin' tan.

taking so long of a bath that you become prune like and your bones become brittle, standing up to finally get out and your legs break.. you fall head first into the water spicket that goes through your eye socket and through your skull.

Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick

MacGyver + paperclip + tube sock + battery acid + pygmy marmoset + silicone breast implant = some sort of death weapon, I'm sure of it

of course it is..
You shove the marmoset into a large tube sock, fill the silicone implant with battery acid, use the paper clip to puncture a small hole in the front of the implant, shove the implant into the marmoset (hole in front).. now hook the paper clip to the top of the tube sock for a sort of cross hair... squeeze the marmoset firmly toward your enemy.

That was actually a test to see if the real MacGyver would please stand up...

Untreated pneumothorax.

someone wires an electro-shock keyboard to a computer nerds computer... sends them a sexy Instant Message over and over forcing them to respond...
so...
electrocution

DEATH BY SNOO-SNOO

is there a refrence to eminem above? and what's SNOO-SNOO?

a smell so bad that your throat closes up.

bombs in general

snoo-snoo is amazonian for sex (futurama)