I'm bored, if you think this is morbid too bad. :) Face it, everybody dies sooner or later. Might as well go out with a bang. Or a splat....

There are no rules about what you can say, except for no repeats and it has to be realistic (as in no getting burned up by a dragon, speared by a unicorn, etc.)

1. Swallow a bomb (personal favorite)
2. Skydive without a parachute (second personal favorite)
3. Hijack a gas truck and crash it into a retirement home
4. Hanging
5. Stabbing
6. Guillotine
7. Lethal injection
8. Amateur acupuncture
9. Literally being bored to death (it could probably happen...)
10. Do-it-yourself surgery

Care to contribute?

dying of old age.

drinking too much alcohol and falling down the stairs.

I actually drank so much that I voluntarily wanted to roll down the stairs to the basement. My friends didn't let me. Instead, they tried to drag me to my room two floors up...

Drinking too much water and not urinating and having your organs swell and burst.

trying to fly, actually succeding, and hitting a plane

Getting kicked by a horse in the groin so hard, the shocked dislodges your vertabrae and makes your brain explode through your head.

forgetting to eat, drink, sleep, or use the bathroom because nutang is so awesome

i just realized that most of mine aren't realisitic. whoops.

getting killed by a bear while bird watching.

was wondering when someone would sense something because now I think mine aren't realistic. They're movie like. Does movie-like count?

-Getting eaten alive while you're drunk, passed out and asleep by a horde of Camel Spiders

being bitten by a very sick schizo that you think is a zombie, then you start eating other peoples brains because you're so stupid that you think you're a zombie now too... and.. well... you get shot in the face with a double barrel shot gun, by some sci fi nerd that freakin' hates zombies.

I think mine are perfectly realistic. People get killed by Jack Bauer every day. I heard all about it on "24", a documentary series on FOX.