I'm bored, if you think this is morbid too bad. :) Face it, everybody dies sooner or later. Might as well go out with a bang. Or a splat....

There are no rules about what you can say, except for no repeats and it has to be realistic (as in no getting burned up by a dragon, speared by a unicorn, etc.)

1. Swallow a bomb (personal favorite)
2. Skydive without a parachute (second personal favorite)
3. Hijack a gas truck and crash it into a retirement home
4. Hanging
5. Stabbing
6. Guillotine
7. Lethal injection
8. Amateur acupuncture
9. Literally being bored to death (it could probably happen...)
10. Do-it-yourself surgery

Care to contribute?

Eating a very uncooked sandwich from Wendy's. T.T

ANOTHER...

you could choke on a small vegetable piece
like a carrot

Having panic attack after panic attack until your heart just stops.

the trigger gets stuck on a nail gun and empties a gun full of nails in your brain???? (final destination 3)
I think its been a while since anyone else posted though

Someone kidnaps you and stuffs a gag in your mouth, but it goes too far back and you start choking on it/gagging. You die of asphyxiation.

(Credits to my friend Alice)

wilt chamberlain slam dunks you into a giant boiling cheese fondue.

cheers,
sank

you look at all of these MJ faces, then you go and shoot urself ;-p

Someone drills a hole in your head and pours in something like:
salt
sand
lemon juice
Pop Rocks

(Credits to Alice again, except for the salt, lemon juice, and Pop Rocks part)

ummm...
you could fall on some very sharp scissors which will stab you through the heart

[final destination UNO!!]

Said victum is going to take a shower, they walk over to shower stall.. random liquid on the ground causes them to trip. They fall in a way that causes the shower curtain to wrap around the victum's neck.. and hence they hang themselves =3