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randomjunk | How many ways are there to die (physically)? - Posted on 2007-01-15 00:40:24
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I'm bored, if you think this is morbid too bad. :) Face it, everybody dies sooner or later. Might as well go out with a bang. Or a splat....

There are no rules about what you can say, except for no repeats and it has to be realistic (as in no getting burned up by a dragon, speared by a unicorn, etc.)

1. Swallow a bomb (personal favorite)
2. Skydive without a parachute (second personal favorite)
3. Hijack a gas truck and crash it into a retirement home
4. Hanging
5. Stabbing
6. Guillotine
7. Lethal injection
8. Amateur acupuncture
9. Literally being bored to death (it could probably happen...)
10. Do-it-yourself surgery

Care to contribute?

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hmdaswani | Untitled - Posted on 2008-07-22 06:42:47
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choking on a furball

randomjunk | Untitled - Posted on 2008-07-29 08:39:10
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Covering yourself with peanut butter and venturing into a frozen wasteland.

(Well, it seemed appropriate. :P)

I guess that just going into a really cold place naked would probably do you in anyway. Just faster.

AmbyrJayde | Untitled - Posted on 2008-07-29 20:41:12
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ok i saw this on the news but she didn't die

ok your kids are downstairs playing with a microphone stand (karoke or soemthing) and you lean over to see why they are suddenly being so quiet and you over balance and fall off the railing onto the mic stand. Mom-kabob. (sorry that was horrible)

its kinda weird cause she ws pregnant and lived, (god must like her lol)

lyndeep | Untitled - Posted on 2008-07-31 18:15:04
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I can't believe this is still going lol!

Um you get kicked in the face by a cow.

randomjunk | Untitled - Posted on 2008-07-31 21:07:59
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Would that necessarily kill you?

(And of course this is still going, how do you kill death? :P)

Zanzibar | Untitled - Posted on 2008-08-05 00:29:42
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Be killed when randomjunk cuts your flesh into tiny pieces with a bottle cap with razor-sharp edges and then pastes them on the wall in the shape of a smiley face.

(reasons not to impregnate rj?)

randomjunk | Untitled - Posted on 2008-08-05 00:33:54
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Woohoo for unecessarily violent birth control!

I would have the chunk of wall cut out and framed so I could give it to my illegitimate child. :D

Praetorian | Untitled - Posted on 2008-08-05 00:34:53
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(Sorry if this has been mentioned before. This thread is waaaaaaay too long to go through to check for repeats.)

Stand too close to the speaker at a death-metal concert until your brain ruptures.

randomjunk | Untitled - Posted on 2008-08-05 00:44:26
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The forum search certainly helps with this thread. :)

I think that's a new one though.

AmbyrJayde | Untitled - Posted on 2008-08-05 20:45:21
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Dying from allergic reaction to Soylent Green? Or getting So sick after finding out what it was you throw up some important bits, (or rupture something vomiting)


This supposedly happened in Amarillo to my cousins friends girlfriend but you know how them stories go! (friend of a friend ya know?)

Your boyfriend gets really high and start hallucinating and takes his sword (literally a sword) and thinks your a demon and of course the only way to get rid of demons is behead them

You can guess the rest right?

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