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randomjunk | How many ways are there to die (physically)? - Posted on 2007-01-15 00:40:24
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I'm bored, if you think this is morbid too bad. :) Face it, everybody dies sooner or later. Might as well go out with a bang. Or a splat....

There are no rules about what you can say, except for no repeats and it has to be realistic (as in no getting burned up by a dragon, speared by a unicorn, etc.)

1. Swallow a bomb (personal favorite)
2. Skydive without a parachute (second personal favorite)
3. Hijack a gas truck and crash it into a retirement home
4. Hanging
5. Stabbing
6. Guillotine
7. Lethal injection
8. Amateur acupuncture
9. Literally being bored to death (it could probably happen...)
10. Do-it-yourself surgery

Care to contribute?

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randomjunk | Untitled - Posted on 2007-01-24 23:30:04
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Accidently gouging your eyes out with toothpicks somehow. It might not kill you at first but blood loss might.

dscoil | Untitled - Posted on 2007-01-25 01:20:45
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my favorite is death from brain explosion when you try to find out the final digit of pi (3.141592....)


randomjunk | Untitled - Posted on 2007-01-25 17:33:14
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There's a final digit? Wow.

Falling into a giant vat of melted sugar, burning and suffocating in the process. But in the end you'd sure be sweet.

ThisCharmingMan | Untitled - Posted on 2007-01-26 13:36:54
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falling into a huge pond of chocolate and being sucked into a vacuum tube and suffocating/drowning.

eating an experimental meal in gum form and expanding vastly and filling with juice.. then being taken to a juicing room to be juiced, but they squeeze out your organs as well..

being considered a "Bad egg" by the good/bad egg determining machine, and being sent to the trash incinerator.

being shrunk to be sent through the air to a television set, and once there, they change the channel to "Land of the lost" and you're eaten by a oh-so-realistic dinosaur...

Silver-dot- | Untitled - Posted on 2007-01-26 15:21:44
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dying of stage fright...all doe-eyed.

I dunno...

randomjunk | Untitled - Posted on 2007-01-26 19:43:17
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Accidently vomiting up some of your vital organs when you're sick.

ThisCharmingMan | Untitled - Posted on 2007-01-26 20:04:26
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SLIPPING ON A BANANA PEEL!

randomjunk | Untitled - Posted on 2007-01-26 20:16:37
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My friend Alice says:

Cut open your stomach and fill it with thumbtacks. Then have someone take a dictionary, put it in your split open stomach, and jump on it.

I say:

*GAG*

Her second method:

Have someone dissect your chest, break your ribs, and use them to puncture your lungs. Then pour Coca Cola into your punctured lungs and watch you asphyxiate.

Third:

Take a pen, shove it in your eyes and rip out your eyeballs, then cut a small hole in your throat and shove the eyeballs in them. And make yourself gag.

Zanzibar | Untitled - Posted on 2007-01-26 20:47:24
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have we mentioned flesh-eating disease yet?

randomjunk | Untitled - Posted on 2007-01-26 21:35:56
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Hmmm. Don't think so. Go for it!

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