I'm bored, if you think this is morbid too bad. :) Face it, everybody dies sooner or later. Might as well go out with a bang. Or a splat....

There are no rules about what you can say, except for no repeats and it has to be realistic (as in no getting burned up by a dragon, speared by a unicorn, etc.)

1. Swallow a bomb (personal favorite)
2. Skydive without a parachute (second personal favorite)
3. Hijack a gas truck and crash it into a retirement home
4. Hanging
5. Stabbing
6. Guillotine
7. Lethal injection
8. Amateur acupuncture
9. Literally being bored to death (it could probably happen...)
10. Do-it-yourself surgery

Care to contribute?

Accidently gouging your eyes out with toothpicks somehow. It might not kill you at first but blood loss might.

my favorite is death from brain explosion when you try to find out the final digit of pi (3.141592....)

There's a final digit? Wow.

Falling into a giant vat of melted sugar, burning and suffocating in the process. But in the end you'd sure be sweet.

falling into a huge pond of chocolate and being sucked into a vacuum tube and suffocating/drowning.

eating an experimental meal in gum form and expanding vastly and filling with juice.. then being taken to a juicing room to be juiced, but they squeeze out your organs as well..

being considered a "Bad egg" by the good/bad egg determining machine, and being sent to the trash incinerator.

being shrunk to be sent through the air to a television set, and once there, they change the channel to "Land of the lost" and you're eaten by a oh-so-realistic dinosaur...

dying of stage fright...all doe-eyed.

I dunno...

Accidently vomiting up some of your vital organs when you're sick.

SLIPPING ON A BANANA PEEL!

My friend Alice says:

Cut open your stomach and fill it with thumbtacks. Then have someone take a dictionary, put it in your split open stomach, and jump on it.

I say:

*GAG*

Her second method:

Have someone dissect your chest, break your ribs, and use them to puncture your lungs. Then pour Coca Cola into your punctured lungs and watch you asphyxiate.

Third:

Take a pen, shove it in your eyes and rip out your eyeballs, then cut a small hole in your throat and shove the eyeballs in them. And make yourself gag.

have we mentioned flesh-eating disease yet?

Hmmm. Don't think so. Go for it!