I'm bored, if you think this is morbid too bad. :) Face it, everybody dies sooner or later. Might as well go out with a bang. Or a splat....

There are no rules about what you can say, except for no repeats and it has to be realistic (as in no getting burned up by a dragon, speared by a unicorn, etc.)

1. Swallow a bomb (personal favorite)
2. Skydive without a parachute (second personal favorite)
3. Hijack a gas truck and crash it into a retirement home
4. Hanging
5. Stabbing
6. Guillotine
7. Lethal injection
8. Amateur acupuncture
9. Literally being bored to death (it could probably happen...)
10. Do-it-yourself surgery

Care to contribute?

I'm thinking Austin Powers?

Getting so frustrated you kill someone.

that's what i thought, though it stands pretty well alone too.

don't you mean getting killed by a frustrated person? eh.

brain cancer/tumor

accidentally falling asleep right after you light candles, leaving them to burn unattended, thus leading to possibly being burned to death...

Edit: I've fallen asleep forgetting that I had candles burning so when I woke up a few hours later, I was very thankful that the flames hadn't caught on anything

Death by pop quiz.

Ackkkkkkkkkkk!

I read online about a woman who entered a contest, something about wee for a Wii.

Basically, she drank so much water it poisoned her and she died. So...

*Drink water to death.

I heard about that, weird...

death by stampede in Africa {I'll leave it up to you to decide what kind of animal is going to be stampeding}

I actually posted that one on this thread a few pages ago, LOL.

I also wrote an entry about the lady who died from drinking water. And how annoying it is that her family may be suing because of it.

Death by over-lawyering. (It feels imminent.)

more on the water death:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/16660273/

By holding ur wee for a wii lol.

http://l-lawliet.nutang.com/comment_62518/Hold_your_Wee_for_a_Wii/

being tied to cars and pulled apart
putting your head in an oven and turning it on while your whole body is soaking with lighter fluid
get flesh eating bacteria to eat you