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randomjunk | How many ways are there to die (physically)? - Posted on 2007-01-15 00:40:24
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I'm bored, if you think this is morbid too bad. :) Face it, everybody dies sooner or later. Might as well go out with a bang. Or a splat....

There are no rules about what you can say, except for no repeats and it has to be realistic (as in no getting burned up by a dragon, speared by a unicorn, etc.)

1. Swallow a bomb (personal favorite)
2. Skydive without a parachute (second personal favorite)
3. Hijack a gas truck and crash it into a retirement home
4. Hanging
5. Stabbing
6. Guillotine
7. Lethal injection
8. Amateur acupuncture
9. Literally being bored to death (it could probably happen...)
10. Do-it-yourself surgery

Care to contribute?

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CPKviperpheonix | Untitled - Posted on 2007-05-30 17:04:35
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grillz or sumthin, yea....

how about just shoving that entire thing all the way down your mouth??

randomjunk | Untitled - Posted on 2007-06-02 02:34:07
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You get attacked by a crazy person who thinks they are vampire. And... they sort of succeed. Sort of. In their wild attempts to locate the right vein in your neck, they end up doing more than a bit of damage... To your whole face. You faint from the pain, they drain out your blood, and boy is it a strange way to die. :P

lyndeep | Untitled - Posted on 2007-06-02 11:24:21
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Jeez is this thing still going?

You don't fit in with anyone so you try to fit in with the emo kids and you start cutting yourself. Unfortunately you really arent an emo kid so you don't know how to do it right and slit your wrist but you dont think its really serious and you tell no one. You bleed to death alone and emo like.

randomjunk | Untitled - Posted on 2007-06-03 04:49:18
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You want to be a prep, so you go into Abercrombie and Fitch. You find a bunch of overpriced clothes, and then go to the cash register to pay for them. However, you find that you don't have any money on you; it seems you've left your wallet in your car. You run out of the store.... only to realize that you're still holding the clothes. A security guard runs after you and accidently pushes you over the railing down two floors in the mall. You crack your head open and die. :P

lyndeep | Untitled - Posted on 2007-06-04 08:27:18
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LMAO!! That was great....

randomjunk | Untitled - Posted on 2007-06-08 13:41:26
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Grinding up your arm in the garbage disposal until you bleed to death.

[Credits to Stephen King]

LostSoul13 | Untitled - Posted on 2007-06-10 03:13:33
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getting attacked and eaten alive by a polar bear while filming a nature documentary.
*the crew who filmed the Antarctic part of the Planet Earth series had to worry about that kind of danger*

randomjunk | Untitled - Posted on 2007-06-10 15:41:23
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Getting stuck on a desert island and having to resort to self cannibalism.

[Credits to Stephen King]

Dilated | Untitled - Posted on 2007-06-13 22:07:05
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That really isn't that bad, Random.

randomjunk | Untitled - Posted on 2007-06-13 22:31:14
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Say what? I wouldn't want to have to eat myself alive.

I admit it isn't that creative on my part, but what's bad then?

How about falling from grace and losing every one of your friends, one by one. Every night you cry yourself to sleep, then dream of being alone forever. One day one of your old friends comes by.... to tell you they hate you. Your significant other cheats on you with the friend, then leaves you. You spend day after day trying to find ways to be happy, but nothing works. You even move to a different city, but nobody will talk to you. You lose your job, and all of your self respect. Even your parents don't want to talk to you anymore, and they won't even tell you why. After losing everything, you decide to kill yourself.

You jump off of a tall building... but survive. It seems like you just can't die, no matter what you do. Finally you stow away on a plane to a desert and try to get lost. Even that doesn't work. After several days, you just can't keep yourself from crying uncontrollably. You die of dehydration, alone and unwanted, in the middle of nowhere.

Nobody finds you, and nobody cares.

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