I'm bored, if you think this is morbid too bad. :) Face it, everybody dies sooner or later. Might as well go out with a bang. Or a splat....

There are no rules about what you can say, except for no repeats and it has to be realistic (as in no getting burned up by a dragon, speared by a unicorn, etc.)

1. Swallow a bomb (personal favorite)
2. Skydive without a parachute (second personal favorite)
3. Hijack a gas truck and crash it into a retirement home
4. Hanging
5. Stabbing
6. Guillotine
7. Lethal injection
8. Amateur acupuncture
9. Literally being bored to death (it could probably happen...)
10. Do-it-yourself surgery

Care to contribute?

I... don't think the first one counts, since Soylent Green doesn't technically exist in real life.

The second one is cool, but freaky. :P

oh yeah lol, forgot about realism, just say soylent green and thought of this thread lol! but if we weren't sticking to realizm i guess being made into soylent green would be a horrible way to die. (nto sure how that movies works lol)

or....

You're 108 and fall over dead from a heart attack? lol I haven't seen any just normal ones on here.

We have a few normal ones, I think... mostly it's about some fun morbid creativity. :D

In the movie they take the corpses of people and make them into Soylent Green. (Sorry, I know I spoiled it for anybody who wanted to watch it.) So nobody living gets made into it, I believe.

Ahh darn so that took that one away.

Ok so you are walking down the street drinking a fountain coke, and you trip over a rock (or a cat or something) and the straw goes thru your eye and into your brain.

Or fall while running around with a metal hanger. But it didn't kill her just left a massive scar, but coulda been deadly I guess.

Yeah, could rip your throat out.

And damn, that must be a sharp straw.

Yep thats how they make them in Texas. Razor straws. Only a True Texan drink outta them there thangs.

Hahahaha, God I amuse me

No pain, no gain? I guess it would give your drink an interesting blood flavor...