I'm bored, if you think this is morbid too bad. :) Face it, everybody dies sooner or later. Might as well go out with a bang. Or a splat....

There are no rules about what you can say, except for no repeats and it has to be realistic (as in no getting burned up by a dragon, speared by a unicorn, etc.)

1. Swallow a bomb (personal favorite)
2. Skydive without a parachute (second personal favorite)
3. Hijack a gas truck and crash it into a retirement home
4. Hanging
5. Stabbing
6. Guillotine
7. Lethal injection
8. Amateur acupuncture
9. Literally being bored to death (it could probably happen...)
10. Do-it-yourself surgery

Care to contribute?

Being trapped in an unventilated room with a flatulent cow.

Literally laughing your ass off and then bleeding to death as a result.

I do hope this doesn't happen to me.

A vending machine falling on you.

I used to wish that would happen to me. One person a year dies this way.

Also, spontaneous combustion.

There has been actual recorded cases of it.

Getting attacked by a dog

Pardon me while I burst... into... flames... I've had enough of the world... and its peoples' mindless games...

I used to wish I would die in my sleep but then I started realizing how boring that would be.

-Sitting on a bench and a morbidly obese person comes and sits on you, squashing you to death.... meanwhile he/she wonders why it feels like something is sticking to his/her butt.

Through sublimation is a cool way to die.

sublimation? huh.

ingesting an alien egg that has acid for blood. The egg later hatches and a small, hungry alien claws it's way out of your stomach at the dinner table.

one that I saw last night: you are sucked into the TV while playing HALO's Library.

After reading the "chasing a penny off the building" one, I remembered this story we heard from our tour guide when I was visiting "The Valley of Desolation" and we were standing on the edge of the cliffs. He told my friend not to stand close to the edge in this shaky voice and my friend is like, "ok, sorry." and the guy told us about how one time he brought up this engaged couple and the guy was taking a picture and standing near the edge and he dropped his camera accidentally and he tried to grab it and he went over the cliff after it. :(

But anyway: falling off a chairlift

Walking blindly into a street only to be NEARLY hit by a truckload of gardeners. You turn to yell at their window only to get your cheeks torn through with a pair of shears sticking out the side of the truck's utility rack.

I've taken the liberty of borrowing a few methods from our savior, Jack Bauer (from 24).

-Get blown up after Jack Bauer shoots the barrels of aviaton fuel that were sitting next to you.
-Have your throat ripper out by Jack Bauer using only his teeth (anyone else watch the premier yesterday?)
-Having your explosive terrorist vest blown up remotely by Jack Bauer, using only his cellular telephone.

Courtesy of: http://24.wikia.com/wiki/On-screen_kills_by_Jack_Bauer