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randomjunk | How many ways are there to die (physically)? - Posted on 2007-01-15 00:40:24
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I'm bored, if you think this is morbid too bad. :) Face it, everybody dies sooner or later. Might as well go out with a bang. Or a splat....

There are no rules about what you can say, except for no repeats and it has to be realistic (as in no getting burned up by a dragon, speared by a unicorn, etc.)

1. Swallow a bomb (personal favorite)
2. Skydive without a parachute (second personal favorite)
3. Hijack a gas truck and crash it into a retirement home
4. Hanging
5. Stabbing
6. Guillotine
7. Lethal injection
8. Amateur acupuncture
9. Literally being bored to death (it could probably happen...)
10. Do-it-yourself surgery

Care to contribute?

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CPKviperpheonix | Untitled - Posted on 2008-02-26 01:10:28
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How about a chain of unfourante events.... something kinda like what happens here:

http://showcase.sfdt.com/viewmovie.php?t=57474

Bullet | Untitled - Posted on 2008-02-26 14:23:05
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Lol, my school blocked that website. Reason: violence.
I'll have to look at it later at home. =[

randomjunk | Untitled - Posted on 2008-02-26 16:41:38
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That's so pointless! After the first five seconds all he's doing is mutilating a dead body!

You watch that and, easily impressionable as you are, you go out on a killing spree, trying to imitate all the things that happen in the flash movie.

CPKviperpheonix | Untitled - Posted on 2008-04-17 15:40:35
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You are at a computer lab. You see some canned air that is used to clean off keyboards and things. You decide that it would be ok to spray some down your throat, basically causing frostbite inside of your body, and killing yourself

randomjunk | Untitled - Posted on 2008-04-23 20:23:53
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Huh. I didn't know those things could do that.

You accidentally ingest some toxic chemicals and vomit nonstop until you die of dehydration.

Sarah | Untitled - Posted on 2008-05-06 20:46:23
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Your psychology lab report is so poorly written that it starts develop a hideous life of its own. You stay up all night trying to control it, but it just wears you down and eventually possesses you. You die of EXHAUSTION/self-hatred.

P.S. Psychology isn't even a science! I hate academia!

randomjunk | Untitled - Posted on 2008-05-08 22:38:08
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Have we covered bird flu? I don't think we have...

You eat a contaminated piece of poultry and contract bird flu. And it kills you.

Joy!

CPKviperpheonix | Untitled - Posted on 2008-05-16 20:22:12
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You are really thirsty, and in desparation, you grab what you think is 2 drinks, and you chug them down. What you dont realize is, the 2 bottles you chuged down were of rubbing alchol and hydrogen pexoride. So you end up posioning yourself and dying.

randomjunk | Untitled - Posted on 2008-06-04 20:07:21
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I guess this means I shouldn't keep my disinfectants next to my beverages? :P

You run for president and get assassinated.

CPKviperpheonix | Untitled - Posted on 2008-06-08 22:42:47
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Oh my... Lets hope nothing else like that happens . that would be very bad ...

You are at a skatepark, skating around with no shirt on, and no helmet on in 100+ degree weather and there's a metal funbox at the park. You slip and fall back head first on it really hard, and you are to hurt to move. You wind up cooking yourself alive on the skatepark's equipment

(of course at our skatepark, we strictly enforce helmets.. but they do let them skate with no shirts if its hot enough, so someone can burn theirselves pretty badly on a metal rail on on the ground if they aren't careful)

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