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randomjunk | How many ways are there to die (physically)? - Posted on 2007-01-15 00:40:24
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I'm bored, if you think this is morbid too bad. :) Face it, everybody dies sooner or later. Might as well go out with a bang. Or a splat....

There are no rules about what you can say, except for no repeats and it has to be realistic (as in no getting burned up by a dragon, speared by a unicorn, etc.)

1. Swallow a bomb (personal favorite)
2. Skydive without a parachute (second personal favorite)
3. Hijack a gas truck and crash it into a retirement home
4. Hanging
5. Stabbing
6. Guillotine
7. Lethal injection
8. Amateur acupuncture
9. Literally being bored to death (it could probably happen...)
10. Do-it-yourself surgery

Care to contribute?

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Silver-dot- | Untitled - Posted on 2007-01-16 11:16:11
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Skin peeled off and bleed to death.

Silver-dot- | Untitled - Posted on 2007-01-16 11:16:58
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Skin peeled off and bleed to death.

Skin peeled off, then decapitated, leaving torso stranded and bleeding to death.
Nail by nail, finger by finger, etc...

How about being rolled down a rocky hill after that? Fuunnnn.

ranor | Untitled - Posted on 2007-01-16 12:41:17
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How about rolling down a salty hill then falling off a salty cliff into the salty ocean below? And then being snagged in a salty fishing net attached to a salty fishing boat manned by salty fishermen who proceed to cook your body and salt you before sitting down to eat their salty dinners?

LostSoul13 | Untitled - Posted on 2007-01-16 13:51:45
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I do believe, Random, you have managed to make one of the most {if not the most} popular and responsive thread! WTG!

~ climbing a ladder to the top of an abandomed building in the middle of nowhere to be alone... when suddenly a wind gust knocks over the ladder leaving you without a way to get down.. unless you jump. Which would inevitably lead to your death {seeing as how the building is quite a few stories high} So you have a choice, die from starvation on top of the building {you happened to forget your cell phone on this trip; you wanted to be completely alone} or jump, and hope you don't die. You decide to jump, and incredibly you don't die. However, you break half the bones in both your legs when you land. You try to drag your limp body with your arms, but you grow weak and are so far out in the middle of nowhere the desert vultures eventually hover till you perish from starvation anyway.

ranor | Untitled - Posted on 2007-01-16 15:37:10
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Patriot missile collateral damage.

bluetopaz | Untitled - Posted on 2007-01-16 15:45:39
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My teacher once told us the Chinese favorite form of torture: scooping out the victim's flesh by the spoonful till death.

I also see this a lot on Chinese period dramas -- placing wet pieces of cloth over the person's face one by one until they suffocate.

Off topic - ranor, I had no idea, unfortunately I am not a chemistry nerd but a geography nerd, thanks for the lesson. I don't remember where I picked it up, but it definitely wasn't school.

randomjunk | Untitled - Posted on 2007-01-16 16:14:52
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My random contest was pretty popular too, up until it died. :P

Attempted suicide by drowning, but accidentally getting chopped up by a boat's propellers instead.

LostSoul13 | Untitled - Posted on 2007-01-16 17:48:50
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I was threatened once to have my head held in hot fryer oil and then I'd be decapitated with a ladle.

{It was a joke, but that would still suck}

randomjunk | Untitled - Posted on 2007-01-16 18:12:11
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Hmmm speaking of threats...

A Special Ed kid in P.E. kept threatening to put me in "boiling magma" and then cut off my head, arms, and legs with "level 49 laser swords". I suppose the laser sword part isn't too realistic but I thought I'd say it anyway. :P

ManOfDarkSunglasses | Untitled - Posted on 2007-01-16 21:24:49
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