Your thing doesn't work for Firefox.

(mmkies, I took teh image down.)

Don't worry, I'll take it down, just wanted you to see.

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Dave is eating pasta.

It's creepy, so I've duct taped my mouth shut.

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STUPID TIME GOING BACK AN HOUR IT'S 6.35 PM AND DARK AND I'M BORED AND RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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I'm working on my electronics homework.

I grab my trusty TI-89 Titanium, to be greeted by the best message ever:

Illegal Instruction.

Calcy is completely unresponsive, and I have homework to do!

Bah.

And to top it off, I uninstalled Octave a long while ago.

Poop.

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According to my memo box, I was supposed to make a post about the condom instructions being on the inside of the box. o.O

I was reading the box whilst taking a poop, and the box said to read the instructions on the box to figure out how to properly use the condom.

So I flip and turn and invert this box, many many times (more like 6.)

I still see no instructions.

I look in the box, and lo! There are condom instructions.

Once I ripped open the box, I pondered: Now where am I supposed to store the condoms, since the box is ripped open???

A tampon-box-instruction sheet of paper would a much better way to give the instructions, I think.

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I went shopping yesterday, and I got crunchy oatmeal!

I also got cherry prunes, but I wanted orange ones.

There was protein water for 7 dollars for 4... I picked up a single for a dollar, it was actually pretty tasty.

I need to start eating better, I've put on waaay too much weight. :/

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