So in my me-ness, I got tired of having my hair relaxed and let it grow and do its own thing.

Of course, now that I think I've got my hair figured out, I'd like a change and want to get it relaxed again. >.<

Part of me says "but not relaxing it is good!" and part of me says "but heating it straight is bad!" and part of me says "wtf, it is your hair, why do you want to kill it?"

Yes, that part of me knows that my hair is already dead.

Of course, now that the trend is for people of my persuasion to not have their hair killed, I am only finding information about how horrible it is to be a victim to the "creamy crack" and such.

I could hire myself an indian child to grow me hair to weave... I don't really want to pay for the weave. That's gonna be expensive, and I don't know. I didn't care much for the one I had. I didn't care much for the relaxer either, it felt like my hair broke off way to easily. Maybe it's because I went too long between relaxings. I don't know.

My mother didn't teach me these things.

Hrm. I can keep my hair nappy or not.

Such an issue, this hair of mine.

On that note, though I am not a fan of Chris Rock, I'd like to see his docu-drama-dy " Good Hair.

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I was browsing my local craigslist fer sale section.

I find this.

In case it is gone:

Dead Dog Frozen Treat - $100 (Freezer)
Date: 2009-08-10, 2:43PM EDT
Reply to: sale-njcgq-1315910964@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

This showed up in my freezer on July 28, 2009.

I do not know where it came from or who left it there. I figure it's worth about $150 so I'll take $100 for a quick sale.

It comes in a clear plastic box with some sprinkles.
Also included is a note that says " DON'T EAT!! :-) "
I assume it would be delicious if you disregarded the note.


I do not recommend eating it as it may have been left there by one of my nemeses who armed it with a thermal detonator or poison.
It is conveniently shaped for secreting hack saw blades or files to sneak past prison guards. The note outlines the best weight loss plan I can imagine and can be applied to any number of objects with adhesive tape. (You will need to supply your own tape.)


Please be prepared to move it yourself. I'd bring at least 4 strong friends and a truck in case the detonator goes off.
Will not part out. Must take Dog, Box, and Note. I'll keep the sprinkles if you don't want them.
No tire kickers. No trades.

* Location: Freezer
* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

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I thought that this machine was worth posting.

I mean seriously. TWO HUNDRED pancakes per hour!

What would I do with that many pancakes?

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Be it extremely emotional, controversial, messed up, or whatever, this entry has been password protected.

If you know it, enter it; or, ask me for it.

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I should probably set out to claim my revenue, so I can eventually buy that violin...

I bought a trumpet today, $1.50. It will probably need a good 3-4 hundred in work. :/

It was made in 1970, so that's pretty nifty.

As seeing that this place sells student trumpets for a minimum of $945 new, paying 401.50 to have this thing refurbished/overhauled doesn't seem too bad.

After some polishing and such, it should clean up to be a pretty nice horn.

Now if only I could play it.

I still need to get that violin...

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(apparently 21 one is not the same as 21...)

So either yesterday or the day before, 21 robbers came a'knockin' at my door.

Actually, one of the bars of soap "fell".

I say "fell", because I went to go pick it up and rehang it, and I notice a ton of teeth marks in it, like something tried to eat it.

I'm figuring it was the deer, because it fell, perhaps they were pulling on it to get a taste, or wanted to investigate it.

But seriously, deer, wtf. How stupid can you be to think something that smells so horrid could possibly be edible or even tasty?

It's soap! It smells like artificial clean! Surely a deer would be smart enough to say "oh this does not smell like nature, I will leave it alone".

Dumb-ass jerk-deer.

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