I went to get my hairs done today, and the radio was playing xmas songs. :/

IT'S NOT THANKSGIVING YET!!!

Anyway. I realized that I don't know any Xmas carols all that well, and wondered if I were to have kids, would I instantly know them the second the kid's feet had cleared the canal... It would be funny, Doctor going "ZOMG PUSH!", husbandy person going "ZOMG BREATHE!", baby going "WEH!", me going "FROSTY THE SNOWMAN!"

Anyway, my favorite Xmas song is "Last Christmas" by Wham Why? Hear it for yourself! It's SO emo, it's great! So much better than "yay! merry! joy! zomg false joy!"

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So over a month ago, I wrote about the BEST. IDEA. EVER.

It's over a month later, but I have not carried out the BEST. IDEA. EVER.

I will divulge it here, regardless.

The BEST. IDEA. EVER.? Well, I'm sure most people have seen KY lube and how it resembles hand sanitizer... (if you haven't, take my word for it, haha)

Well, I figure, it would be hilarious to put hand sanitizer in a lube bottle that still had the lube labels on it.

Sit in class, whip it out, put it on your hands, and then offer someone else hand sanitizer.

Obviously you would want to make sure the bottle is sterile first...

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Because there's no one around to gloat to, I will gloat here.

I can totally wear my old khakis!

*dance*

They don't fit straight up, they don't give me biscuits...they're roomy...

the only problem I have is that the waist is a bit low, so I'm paranoid my bum is going to fall out.

I will have to have a picture taken today, in my pants, so I can show off how awesome it is... Here is larger me. There is angry gut hanging over pants.

Eventually I will have picture of smaller me. I'll make Dave take it when he gets in.

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Dave is going to read this and immediately go away because he'll think it's creepy or something.

I'm going to have a kid. No, I'm not in the process of having a kid, that would suck.

When the time is correct, I'm totally having a kid, because I want one of these.

Kid would get the electric one, obviously. Why buy a toy BMW M6 convertible if they have to pedal it?

Oh noes! I don't know! A 3 series??? A Z4????

I DON'T KNOWWWW. I'm not having three separate kids for three separate cars... though I could do that, and then take the obvious "what you're having kids!" money and spend it on three mini-BMWs... but then I'd have to have a real one so kid could say "I'm driving mommy/daddy's car!"

Kid would have to start off with one of these...

Oy.

Curse you, BMW.

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I am going to name my next two kitties Laplace and Fourier.

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this.

The guy isn't dead yet, and... well... it's creepy.

Also:

Wonder woman doesn't have an ass, she is an ass.

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