is if I were super-popular enough to have people contact me and ask me to sample/review their things...

If there are any bigwigs reading this:
I like coffee. Coffee rocks.
I like nuts. Nuts rock.
I like Pokemans. Pokemans rock.
I like cheese. Cheese rocks.
I like bacon. Everyone loves bacon.
Speaking of bacon, I like baking. Baking is awesome, especially with bacon.

Also, I like rocks. Rocks rock.

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I am working on an assignment, as I have to resend my computer out to be refixed, or just fixed in the first place.

The assignment says:
"Click on the download link. You will be taken through a license agreement screen and end up with the download page for Modelsim. Download the package mxe_3_6.2g.zip (206 MB) and have a cup of steamed milk. "

I wonder if he will take off points for having coffee instead of steamed milk... I don't really drink milk.

Also, won't steamed milk put us to sleep, and keep us from getting the assignment done?

Lastly, what if someone is lactose intolerant? What then?

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So this semester, I am taking all sorts of classes.

As is the norm with my in-major classes, there is one girl other than myself.

Today I will talk about Fields-girl, as I do not know her name.

I was eyeing her in class today, because it is what I do in class. Ponder people, instead of paying attention.

I notice that she is wearing a pair of Skechers. I am a massive fan of their shoes, the only time my shoes aren't Skechers is if I have no choice, or if someone gives me a random pair of shoes.

So anyway. I am giving her the once-over, assessing her engineeriness, assuming she is a EE, because no CPE in their right mind would take Fields 2. (This tells you now that I am not in my right mind... all of my EE friends laugh at me when I say I wanted/am going to take Fields 2. Go figure.)

Ok. Back to the shoes. I notice that she is wearing a pair of Skechers. Not just any Skechers, and thankfully neither of the pairs that I currently own (though damn similar to my awesome new pair), but the pair I had totally been wanting.

I'm not sure if my inner woman wants to say "grr, woman with shoes stealing my woman with shoes-ness!" or "Yay! woman with shoes must obviously be awesome, because she is in ECE and has similar taste in shoes!".

Oh, being a woman can be such a task at times... >.<

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So a few months ago, I went to BK to buy a Spicy Tendercrisp Chicken sandwich. It was about the only thing I'd eat at BK.

I go in, and they don't Nope, they don't make it anymore. They do sell this piddly spicy chicken sandwich for a dollar, though.

So I buy it. Crappy non-chicken, non-spicy piece of ick with mayo on it. EW.

I go by BK and realize they have this newfangled Firecracker Tendercrisp sandwich. I figure, maybe it will be a nice replacement of the Spicy, perhaps with more spiciness, since it is "firecracker".

Absolutely NOT. Stupid waste of $4.50 not-spicy sammich. The difference is in the sauce, the old sauce was much less mayo-y than the sauce they're using now.

I'm not going to buy another one. Though, I guess when it comes down to it, at least the sandwich wasn't raw.

I will have to go make some non-silty coffee to wash it through my insides.

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A few months ago I bought one of those fancy single-serve coffee pots for six dollars new. It does coffee pods and grounds, which is pretty nifty if you ask me, especially for only six dollars.

I used it for some fancy coffee pods (the skinny vanilla latte), but I ended up with sugary piss-water. :( Guess that's what I get for getting something that says "skinny". It sounded tasty.

So I decide today to use it for ground coffee, because there is so much of it lying around the house, and no one that actually lives here drinks it. The only problem is that the permanent filter that comes with it lets through all sorts of silt. :/

I'm a bit sad, I guess I will have to start cutting regular coffee filters to fit my coffee pot. :/

Though, for six dollars, I can't complain too much. The coffee isn't horrible.

I'm eventually going to drink all of the coffee in the kitchen, or throw it out. I tried some Folger's French Vanilla, and it was DISGUSTING. sooo gross. I threw it out, since no one here drinks coffee... and I'm sure it was very old.

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So my mom volunteers me to fix my aunt's computer. Blah.

We pack up and go to a local restaurant that supposedly has free WiFi.

We walk in, and the following happens:
Me: Do you still have free wifi?
Waitress: wi-what?
Me: free wifi.
Waitress: what-fi?
Me: You know, wireless internet? ::waves hand around in that "magic flying in the air" sort of way::
Waitress: What? I don't know what that is... ::looks around::
Me: um... *blink* alright...

I totally should have launched into a random explanation of WiFi/Wireless Fidelity/the standards/etc...

That would have been awesome.

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