I woke up this morning feeling like ass. Boohoo-emo-time-of-month-my-goldfish-died-right-when-my-bff-told-me-to-gtfo-girl ass.

I went to see my advisor, and realized that I like rainy days when I'm feeling like ass, no one knows if you are crying. Well, if your eyes turn red when you cry... but otherwise, they don't know.

Then after dinner, Dave was watching something about UFOs and Area 51. It went off, and I turned to the local news. I realized that it was the exact same news I'd seen before, everywhere else.

I like to watch the news whenever I travel, to see what is going on where I'm staying. I stopped watching the local news, so it's almost like I was on a trip, watching the news of this foreign place. Then I realized: IT'S THE SAME NEWS!

Everywhere I go, a dog was trapped in a sewer, someone got stabbed, someone did something and local citizens expressed their outrage, someone asked the town vagrant his or her opinion, ooh, the weather and a few bad puns. Maybe some blurbs on "the war on turrism". Either way, everywhere I've been, the news has been the same.

Black woman, white male. Black male, white woman. Maybe some combo of Asian woman and non-Asian male (Asian including the whole continent, not just eastern). The woman could be any ethnicity, but her hair has to be VERY stiff. The men are pretty cookie-cutter too. It's pretty weird.

Interesting. Inspired by randomjunk to look for my page of hatred, I found Math homework.
Apparently I also have a tripod account. I think my page of hatred is in another angelfire acct, somewhere...

Ooh! How to make a PB&J assignment from 9th grade! I remember doing this, I had 37 steps by the end of class, and showed up the next day with this. Poor Mr. Richardson, shook his head and didn't know what to do.

AUUGHHH COLLEGE PROGRAMMING PROJECT *close*

OZMG HATE PAGE!!! !!! DBFOS!

Aww, DBFOS is gone. T.T Apparently bullets from the late 90s do not work in the late 00s. Go figure. Man. This page screams, yells, ululates "I am an angsty 13 year old! Grr!" Ok, 15/16, I'm talking about a class my sophomore year.

Oh god, the little blood gif? Totally 1998. I hate people who kill bugs. Interesting.

Somehow this hate-page was last edited in April 2002. Odd. I would have been... oh, 16 then. Just about to turn 17, in my junior year. I don't remember having this much hatred when I was 17. I really can't. 13, maybe. 8th and 9th grade were pretty rough. But after that, I thought it was a general "ugh, I hate people", and getting on with what I had to do...

I'm reading it and totally feeling the anger/hatred (or lividity, as I seemed to have enjoyed using) bubbling up, towards all of these people that I haven't seen in years, haven't thought about... But instead of wanting to punch things, I want to laugh. It seems like I thought it was totally super important, that there were these people that I couldn't stand, and wanted awful things to happen to. Ok, I had to see them every day except the weekends, they wouldn't leave me alone, even though I kept to myself, and damnit, I did hope that a plague would befall them.

I was totally the sort of kid that now-me would have said "Hun! calm down! it's not that big a deal, get over it. they'll end up dead/pregnant/bad off, and you'll forget all about them." That one chick who sat behind me, totally got shot... But this doesn't make sense, wait, yes it does. I was annoyed that everyone was trying to make her out to be a saint, and refused to remove my disdain towards her. 2001 means that this page has to be at least from 2000, because DBFOS was around with Madame Za Za's sex toy emporium...

Oh, how I wish DBFOS was still up.

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Maybe it's a code? I don't know.

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My brother likes to go swimming at the local YMCA every day. There's this lifeguard girl who we call lgl, who has taken to harassing him to become a lifeguard, because he swims so well.

My brother is skeptical of lgl, as she pulls the nosy/concern that he has learned to be wary of (not from me!).

Today I come back to my computer and find the following:

brother: i actually talked to the lgl today
brother: askin me why am i so grump
brother: and im not a people perso am i
brother: and i bet you like japanese cartoons

The "and i bet you like japanese cartoons" kills me. Sure, my brother is into gaming and some animes and if anything, sentai shows (but not Power Rangers!), but what an odd generalization to make!

I had to stop drinking my drink when I read that, otherwise it would have ended up in my keyboard.

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I was awakened this morning by someone sending me a message.

Oh, maybe it's Jeff, he wants to take a shower.
Oh, maybe it's Dave, he wants to send smooches.
Maybe it's Donnell, his mom is being insane.
Maybe it's one of my friends who like to send me odd chain texts.
Maybe it's Tammi who took a picture of something. Who knows.

I finally get up, to check my text, and it's a picture. Oh, maybe it's from Dave or Taylor or Tammi.

So between getting up, doing my morning routine, and checking this picture, I wonder who it is from, and what it could be, since the text at the least doesn't tell you who it is from.

Okay, so I am logging into the page, since my phone doesn't do pictures (I like it that way), nor does it do internets (doubly better).

What do I find?

A fish. From someone I don't know.



Might I add, it is a very tasty looking fish.

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I founded it!

!!

Here is my friendly buddy code, if anyone wants to leave theirs in teh comments.

0988 9333 9502

Maybe one day I will show up to battle teh pokeymans.

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I've won some peanut butter from Melting Mama, who writes about her weight loss surgery and life afterwards.

This peanut butter sounds pretty tasty, as I've taken a liking to things with flax seeds (even though they get stuck in my teeth and are really hard to bite). I'm pretty excited, even though I have about 3tbsp of regular PB, a whole unopened jar of natural PB, and then I'm getting this fancy flax PB.

I'm thinking that I should start reviewing all of the random things I win. Like that salad dressing from a while ago. I still haven't tried the berry one, so I don't know if it's any good or not...

Guess I'll have to have a salad party and a PB party.

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